Meanwhile the other three scouts are heading toward the main door where they came in. "Your wound looks pretty bad Rei.", Minako remarks. "I've had worse" Rei says holing back the pain "But yours looks just as bad as mine." <Minako> Leave it to the sailor senshi to be facing imminent doom and entrapment in a creepy old house... and end up comparing wound sizes and downplaying their situation. <Rei> *mimics fanfic Rei* Oh NO, Minako, I think your wound is much better than mine. Mine's just so-so. "I'll be O.K.," she says looking at her bleeding wound, <Rei> Even though we're being stalked and killed off one by one by a maniacal psychopath in this house. It'll all be ok, really. <Ami> I still want to know just why the heck we were even there in the first place. <Michiru> And how you knew he was about to do something involving the internet, even though he never actually got around to doing something that would signal such to you. Or doing anything at all to incriminate himself, really. <Haruka> Pathetic plotlines are allowed to do this... right? "if we get out of her alive." <Seiya> This kind of sounds like a "Honey, I Shrunk The Sailor Senshi" fanfic-crossover. I'm getting tired waiting for them to get out of 'her'. <Usagi> Who exactly are we inside of? "Usagi..", Ami sobs holding back the tears. <Usagi> Ah, so... I ate the sailor senshi, huh? <Rei> Not too unbelievable, considering Usagi's appetite.. Rei looks at Ami, "There will be time for tears later, pull yourself together Ami. Minako is taking care of that bastard right now. We'll figure out what's going on here <Minako> Apparently.. it's something you could call a plot. <Makoto> But only in the technical sense of the word. and avenge Usagi and Chibi-Usa's death." Ami nods in agreement. They see four of the shadow creature coming toward them "Venus Lovely Chain", <Minako> I believe you were aiming for 'Venus Love Me Chain'.. >_< <Rei> Hey, I thought Minako was taking care of that bastard behind them. Minako say as a chain of hearts appears and goes though the shadow creatures, causing them to disappear. "Got em" Minako says. Finally get to the door but find it is blocked by some black wall of force. <Usagi> Hmmm. Get to door, blocked by wall of force. Like the Force in Star Wars? "Shit! Shit! Shit", Rei says, launching fireballs at the black wall doing no visible damage to it. <Rei> Damn, damn, damn. Gee, I never knew I cursed this much before! "We'll have to find another way out", Minako says. <All> Apparently. Then suddenly out of the fog comes about 20 <All> .. random plot contrivances? <Taiki> Errors in syntax? of the shadow creatures toward them. "We'll take as many as we can with us", Rei says. <Rei> 'Cause we're going to Dairy Queen! <Minako> Meet us at DQ. <Usagi> Are they paying you to do that? <Minako> *stuffs a wad of cash into her pocket* Of course not. The other two scouts nod in agreement. "Ami get behind us. We'll protect you, see if you can get that black wall of whatever it is down.", Minako says. "I'll try my best", Ami says in a muffled voice.She pulls out her pocket computer, looking for any structural weakness in the wall. <Michiru> Note that she did not actually open it or turn it on. The shadow creatures start to come toward them "Here they come." Rei states. <Rei> Care to make it any more painfully obvious, fanfic Rei? >_- "Fire Soul!", she shoots a few fireballs taking out a number of them. "Crescent Beam!", Minako says, her beams take out one or two, but their numbers get replace immediately. Then the silvered hair man appears, coming toward them. <Minako> Go come someplace else, you dirty silvered hair man. He has tears in his clothing and black blood is seeping from the wounds all over his body. He cocks the gun and fires. "Get down!" Rei says knocking Ami to the floor. <Ami> *leaps out of her desk and starts dancing to Jungle Boogie* Get down, get down! <Seiya> I never knew Ami could dig the disco scene. <Usagi> Me neither. 0.0 Rei's body is filled with bullets. <All> Whoohoo! *clap* She screams in pain and falls to the floor. Some of the bullets hit Ami's leg, she yells in pain The silver haired man turns toward Minako. <Minako> Gee, everyone's in pain in this story. I guess this is one of those suspenseful tragedies, huh. He fires the gun, "Crescent Beam!", she yells pointing her finger toward him. A beam come out of her finger <Minako> .. OW! Crap! Got to stop doing that! hitting him in the chest, and Minako body's is filled with bullets. <Seiya> I take it your attack backfired, Minako. <Haruka> Zzz... <Michiru> *smacks Haruka on the arm* Wake up! <Haruka> Uhhhh..? Whaz happenenn..?? *blinks* He screams in pain <Ami> *screams in pain* It hurts to read this! <Rei> *yells in pain* Ow! Ow!! <Minako> *also screams in pain* Everybody, scream in pain! Just like in the fanfic! <All> *scream in pain* Ow! Aaaaaahh!!! as his body deforms and turns into a pile of black goo "I got him Usagi.", her voice trials off and she falls to the floor. "Rei! Minako!, Ami says trying to while to get up. <Rei> Meanwhile, as Rei and Minako lie dying on the floor, self-centered Ami tries to get it up. What a lovely image we have here. <Haruka> It would've made more sense if Minako were male.. Suddenly her pocket computer beeps, on the screen it say "Explosive detected time to detonation 5 seconds <All> Yay! <Makoto> Much better. Blow 'em sky high! "No, no, no", Ami says nodding her head back and forth. <Makoto> Yes yes yes!! Heh heh.... <Ami> No, no, no! Please say we all get murdered... please. <Minako> And don't do something stupid like kill off everyone but Ami. Then, house explodes. <Usagi> Oooh, pretty fireworks!! *claps* <Yaten> Then, audience faints due to overexcitement. <Seiya> Must be worst fanfic yet, you agree? <Haruka> _I_ do. <All> That goes for us too. <Michiru> Not so much that the story isn't loveable, heartwarming and wonderfully intriguing, but you know, there's taking liberties with SM characters, and then there is... this thing. <Usagi> Ha ha! At least I'm not in it anymore. Heh. --------------------------------------------------------- In a red Mazda <Yaten> The car of the DEVIL! a man with long flowing silver hair, looking a exactly like the other two, watches the house explode. <Mamoru> *Silver Hair Guy* Whoa. That was so cool. Think I'll do it again tomorrow. Calmly he picks up his cell-phone and dials a number. He waits for a couple of seconds then says to someone on the other end, "Phase 1-A of our plan is complete. Phase 1-A is already in operation. <Haruka> There's a difference between 1-A and 1-A? <Michiru> *is painting her fingernails with a slightly sour expression* Tuxedo Mask/Mamoru Chiba will be dead before sunrise." <Mamoru> Yes, woohoo! See you in Fanfiction Hell, Mercury! *waves* <Ami> Gaaaah... >:( a voice on the phone mumbles something, "Yes, all is going according to plan, Talmoz." <Usagi> Another unbelievably dumb villain name! He hangs up the phone. Sirens can be herd in the distance. He looks towards the burning ruins of the house and drives off. At the ruins of the house a someone makes their way out of the wreckage, gets up and starts walking slowly away from the ruins, limping. <All> *look to Ami, smiling* <Ami> No no, it can't be me, maybe it's Rei.. It's Ami. <Ami> Aaaah! No fair!! Why am _I_ the only one left? I want to die, too! <Usagi> There, there, Ami.. it'll be ok. <Rei> Ha ha! Fanfiction Ami's the only one left! <Ami> Why couldn't they just kill me now instead of putting me through all the horror and agony of this fanfic? It would be so much less painful.. Her costume is torn in many places and has many bruises and wounds. <Makoto> Aaaah... her costume is bruised..?? Tears are coming down her face, "My friends..." She staggers away from the burning ruins, and falls onto the grass. Her hand opens up and inside is a glowing crystal...... <Ami> Damnit!! Why me? *growls* <All> Ami! To be continued... Comments/praise go to Andrew J. Currie. <Mamoru> Why, you pompous windbag! You want praise for THAT piece of crappiness? <Seiya> You want praise? _I'll_ give you praise!! *starts writing a flame mail* <Setsuna> I believe he meant praise as in praise for successfully making us all pissed off at him. <All> You got THAT right! *angry nodding and growling ensues as they all begin to compose flame mails*
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