STORY 2: <Makoto> ... oh! Oh, I get it now! This is the follow-up to the Heavlenity thang! <Shinji> The whut thang? <Makoto> Nuthin you'd know 'bout, son. Now pipe down. Haruka walked silently down the corridors of Michiru's Apartment.
<Shinji> •as Haruka, to himself• Must not wake the sleeping beast. <Makoto> Oh, come now, Michi's not so bad.. ^^ <Shinji> Have you ever seen that woman at two in the morning? She's the devil-woman at two in the morning! <Mamoru> She wouldn't be a devil-woman at two in the morning if you'd stop playing Mario Kart full-volume at two in the morning. <Kaworu> Hey, Mario Kart was meant to be played loud. <Shinji> Yeah. <Mamoru> But at two in the morning? <Both> Well... <Mamoru> Don't you guys have something better to do at two? <Makoto> Like sleep? <Shinji> Uh... Mario Kart is meant to be played loud and in the early hours of the morn. <Makoto> Okay, that's pushing it. <Shinji, ashamedly> I know.
Usagi appeard around the corner and ran after Haruka.
<Shinji> •Haruka• Oh Jesus, it's her again! *wheedles his arms in slo-mo as if running* <Kaworu> •nerdy scientist voice• Quickly, friend, run away from the danger!
"HI!" Usagi said. " Whats up?! I havn't seen you in weeks! months!! even years!!".
<Mamoru> •Usagi• A few millennia, even!!!! <Shinji> •Haruka• There's a reason for that, you know.
Haruka looked at Usagi.
<Makoto> ... are you still here?
"hey. I was out of the country. doing some research about the negaforce" Haruka said quietly.
<Kaworu> •Usagi, blinking• Oh... well... uhh... I hope that works out real nice for you. I have to go.... feed Chibi-usa. Bye.
Usagi ran down the corridor to Mina's apartment.
<Shinji pumps his arms in slo-mo as if running.> <Mamoru> MinaKO has an apartment? *raises eyebrows* <Kaworu> Conveniently right down the hall from everybody else's apartments.
Haruka put her ear against Michiru's door.
<Makoto> She can just barely make out the sound of Michiru singing along somewhat discordantly to the sweet strains of pop sensation Christina Aquilera. <Mamoru, brokenly> WhAT a giRl wANtS, wHat a giRL neEdS... <Shinji> •muffled Michiru voice• Oh, Seiya! Oh! <Kaworu> -_-;;
Inside Michiru was singing beautifully.
<Mamoru, to Makoto> Well, there goes your theory right out the window. <Shinji> But what about my theory? It could still happen! Just watch! <Kaworu> Oh sure, Haruka walks in to find Michiru singing beautifully about how much fun it is to cheat on her lesbian partner with obsessed pop idols. <Makoto> •Michiru, singing• I am fooling around with Seiya! It is fun! Haruka will never find out-- ack! Haruka!
Haruka opened the door and walked in. " Hi." Michiru said.
<Mamoru> Michiru tried to play it calm despite the fact that she was sitting on a HOT waffle iron. <Shinji> •Haruka• I thought I told you to stop playing with the waffle iron! <Mamoru> •Michi• I'm not playing with the waffle iron. <Shinji> Oh yeah? Well, those waffle imprints on your butt tell me differently.
Michiru walked over to Haruka smiling. Haruka turned away. "w-w-w-whats wrong?" Michiru said quietly. Haruka looked at her. "I've been doing some serious thinking and..."
<Mamoru> I've decided that I like turkey better than ham. <Kaworu> Nooooo!
. Darien , Usagi , Ami , Lita , Mina , Raye , Rini and hotaru walked in.
<Kaworu> Good LORD!! <Makoto as the Entire Cast of Sailormoon> How's this for an attention getter? We thought we'd drop in and remove any trace of doubt as to whether this author is smashed or not! <Shinji> And we see Sailor Iron Mouse and Zoisite playing Russian roulette with Pegasus in the back of the crowd, Taiki and Ami are getting it on drunk as skunks in the corner, Tuxedo Kamen and Fiore are taking turns zapping each other with the Cutey Moon Rod, Lead Crow and Aluminum Siren are whipping Peruru, oh, it's horrible..
" Go to the town hall! they are having a dance there!!" everyone said.
<Mamoru> *dubiously* Well, if you say so, everyone in the entire world.
" AND FOOOD!!" usagi screamed!
<All> ... <Mamoru> Ha haah! The audience laughed so hard they peed themselves! <Kaworu> BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THANK YOU!!! <Mamoru> Thanks to who? <Makoto> Thanks to the guy who invented fanfiction. Thanks a LOT. <Kaworu> Firstly, to the author for making the dialogue sound for all the world like one of those quest RPGs, secondly, to Shinji, because I know if I go completely fic-nutty he'll be the first to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart... <Makoto, imitating a quest RPG> First you must go the dance hall. Then you must find the SCRIPT OF FANFIC RELEVANCE. <Kaworu> Oh, thirdly, to Usagi, whose insatiable appetite has always been and will always be fodder for a lame fanfic to grub up a laugh from the audience.
They all ran down the hall to get changed.
<Mamoru> Argh! What, all together? <Shinji> Sailor Iron Mouse is making fun of Zoisite's uneffeminate figure and vice versa, Makoto is flaunting her superior cleavage at the whole lot of them from the SuperS movie, Siren and Crow are STILL whipping Peruru, oh, it's horrible. <Kaworu> Cripes, Shinji. -_-
[ 2 hours later]
<Makoto> Huh? Has it been that long? <Shinji> 2 hours later: the plot still drags on. Peruru has been beaten to a bloody pulp by now.
Haruka was waltzing with Usagi. " Remeber to move to every beat of themusic." Usagi triped
<Makoto> This fanfic tripes more than Usagi does.
" you should pay attention to music class" Haruka said while usagi kept tripping.
<Shinji> •Haruka• Will you put down that bong and listen to me for a minute, Odango!
The music stopped. Usagi ran over to Darien and Haruka walked over to Michiru.
<Mamoru> •Usagi• That was fun, gotta go, bye! <Shinji, ominously> Cliques are beginning to form amongst the senshi.
They walked outside onto the balconey which was surronded by millions of roses.
<Kaworu> •Michiru• The scenery creeping you out, too, Haruka? <Shinji> •Haruka• Do, I judst hab an allergy to rodses.
The moonlight was shinning brightly over them.
<Makoto, sadly> Oh, Minako, where are you when we need you? <Shinji> Why would we need her? <Makoto, piningly> It's an old joke between us original senshi... back before your time, kid... <Mamoru> Yeah, it's an inside joke, so nyaah! ^_^ <Shinji> Oh, fine, be exclusive that way.
" Michiru, I want to ask you something." Haruka said softly. Michiru didn't reply.
<Shinji> •Haruka• Well? <Kaworu> •Michiru• But you didn't ask me anything yet!
Haruka begain to resite the poem she made. " Michiru, I placed a kiss in both my palms and released it to the wind.
<All> Awwww! >< <Kaworu breaks out the banjo for Special Occasions.> <Kaworu, strumming> Oh, corny music and creepy scenery, how we love thee! <Makoto, burbling> I think your banjo is simply splendid, sir.
So someday you will think of me because those kisses made there way to you." Haruka bent down to a knee
<Mamoru> Well, that's odd. What's a knee doing just sitting on the ground like that?
and carefully took Michiru's hands. " Michiru will you do me this favor.
<Shinji> Help me back up, will you?
will you marry me?" haruka said quietly and nerviously. Michiru smiled and bent down to Haruka's size.
<All> o_0;; .... <Mamoru> So wrong. Just so wrong.
she smile and got closer to Haruka. Haruka slipped on the ring to Michiru's finger.
<Shinji> •Haruka• Ouch! Quit leaving your rings lying around, Michiru.
Michiru looked at Haruka and started to kiss her passionatly.
<Makoto> •Michiru• No, but we can still make out!
" Of course Haruka." Michiru said.
<Shinji, stuffily> Gread. Now led's ged the heck out ub here, bevor by dose explodes.
END
<Makoto> Fini! <Shinji> Done! <Kaworu> No more! <Mamoru> Please! <All exit the theater.> -----
