Chapter 5 - Mina
Well, I didn't tell Destiny. The one I think is my mother had blue hair, just like me, blue eyes like me
and her face kinda looked like mine.
<Usagi> Seeing as the author doesn't have enough imagination to create someone different in any way from
the original Ami... *looks worriedly to her friend, who is rolling around on the floor in a straightjacket
and being forcefed some of Makoto's 'happy pills' by Yaten*
<Ami> *bites Yaten's hand* Rrrr!
<Yaten> Ouch!! Man! I need some backup over here! >_<
*Makoto drunkenly wanders over and sits on Ami's back, pinning her down*
<Yaten> Thanks ever so much. -_- *rams the pill down Ami's throat*
Her name was Amy, Amy Anderson.
<Usagi> I see. Amy, Amy Anderson. What a silly name! ^.^
<Makoto> I thought the girl in this was named Amanda Mizuno?
<Minako> Yup.
<Yaten> *loudly* Get your versions straight, ya crappy-fanfic-writin' droolin' Ami-abusin' brainless sonnuvabitch!
<All> *facefault*
She was a straight "A" student until the day she died.
<Seiya> Oh, what? Shut yo' mouth! Ami's not dead! She still livin' it up hea' in da clinka, in Pendrell's
evil lab, baby! Even tho' she been committed...
<Taiki> *sarcastic tones* What do you mean, until she died? She was a straight "A" student even after
she died.
We went back to the dorms around 8 o'clock. I stayed up late lying in my bed wondering about my mom. I
woke up and found Destiny standing there yelling "Wake up, sleepyhead!".
<All> YAAAAHH!!!!
<Minako> The horror!
Then she warned me,
<Rei> *as dippy girl* ... that an angry lynch mob of hateful, repressive sailor scouts was outside with
pickaxes and pitchforks getting ready to beat the crap out of us for daring to be so garish as to lay
claim to the ancestry of Sailor Mercury and Sailor Pluto, who were NOT DEAD, seeing as Crystal Tokyo
would not have been able to exist without the senshi and Sailormoon, and therefore Sailormoon the TV
series could not have gone past episode 65.
<Minako> These ditzes barely do us justice! Ami, your daughter is a disgrace!!
<Makoto> Yeah. Heyyy.... who's the lucky father, I wonder? *gives Ami a sly look*
<Ami> *weeps bitterly, rocking back and forth in a little ball at her computer*
"C'mon, hurry up, 13 minutes from class!"
<Seiya> Are you sure it's not 12 and a half? 13 and six eighths??
"Oh my gosh!" I immediately jumped out of bed, put clothes on, and got ready.
"And Amanda Mitzuno wins the record for fastest time to get ready!" Destiny said.
<Makoto> Who the hell is Amanda Mitzuno?? Another Ami doppelganger? Blech. *guzzles tequila*
"What time is it?"
<All> It's Howdy Doody Time!
"6:30" Destiny said, while she wasn't looking at me.
<Michiru> I though Howdy Doody came on at 5:30.
<Haruka> Maybe they're in the eastern time zone.
<Setsuna> Aren't they in Japan?
<All> *shrug*
<Makoto> *is too drunk to care anymore, drooped over in her chair and looking slightly comatose*
"6:30? I'M NOT LATE!"
"I know, but we need to talk about something."
<Haruka> Namely, where our plot has disappeared to.
<Seiya> *as Destiny* You know. It's time for 'the talk', dear.
"Ok." I said softly. I wondered what we were going to talk about.
<Minako> Oh, for crying out loud, she's only 6! Of course she wouldn't know what 'the talk' was about.
"I got a letter yesterday from Mina. Know her?"
<Minako> Know her? I should hope not. I bet this is supposed to be the American version of me, huh...
*folds arms*
I shook my head.
<Yaten> Dippy girl no baka.
"Neither did I, until I read the letter. She's Sailor Venus."
<Minako> What? I'm Sailorvenus...
"Sailor Venus? I thought she was......"
"Dead, I know. She said she was seriously hurt and woke up in a hospital and went under another name.
Artemis, her cat, also survived.
<Artemis> Great. Why couldn't they have just killed me off and left me out of this story...?
She going to adopt us.
<Seiya> She going to what?
<Yaten> I say, she going to adopt us, imbecile.
<Taiki> She going to get beat up by Minako, who want get title of "Sailor Venus" back from evil
doppelganger twin.
She left her address.
<Seiya> And...?
"Ok."
<All> Ok.
I wasn't expecting that reaction from even me.
<All> Neither were we.
<Seiya> Never expected it from even you.
<Taiki> Nor even me.
"Why?"
<Rei> I don't know why, either.
"We're Pluto's and Mercury's daughters." She said softly.
<Usagi> Yeeew, they had them together?? Nasty, Setsuna-san and Ami-chan!! >_< How did you do that...?
<Mamoru> Uhh, I don't think they meant it that way, Usako.
<Minako> Liar!! DIEEE!!! *bashes in monitor with a high kick*
<Setsuna> Another one bites the dust... *exits to find another of the scarce straightjackets for Minako*
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