<Reviewed by the wunderful Haruka, Michiru, Taiki, Seiya and Yaten>
<Yaten> Whoa momma, that is some BIG font right there! <Taiki> You don't say. Great observation there, Yaten. <Yaten> But it's true! It almost hurts to look at it! -_- *crosses arms decisively*
"Ultimate Transformation"
Master Jade was in the negaverse with Queen Metallia when he said "We have recovered two of the block destroyers.
<Yaten> As opposed to being at a Star Trek convention when he said it?
What now?"
<Seiya> Uh, we call it a day and end this 'fic?
"We can do nothing yet, until I find him." said Queen Metallia. "What? You haven't located him yet?" asked Master Jade.
<All> What? You haven't? *all look shocked and horrified*
"No, not yet. He is very difficult to find. It will take a while longer." said Queen Metallia.
<Yaten> That better not mean that this fanfic's gonna be longer, too.
"Well, what is our next move? I have no more ideas left." said Master Jade.
<Haruka> Obviously, neither does your author.
"I don't know. We can't use the block destroyers
<Haruka> Block destroyers? I'm picturing toddlers the size of Tokyo Tower blowing up some gigantic A-B-C building blocks.
until I locate him. You will think of something Geodeite." said Queen Metallia as Master Jade disappeared.
<Michiru> Geo who?? <Yaten> I thought this story was supposed to take place AFTER the first season. What's Metallia doing in it? <Taiki> *twitching* No punctuation... <Setsuna> Is there ever any punctuation?
Master Jade was pacing around thinking of what to make the next move be
<Seiya> You heard me! Make that next move be!
when a voice said "May I be of assistance?"
<Yaten> *as Jade* Maybe. How much do you charge per hour?
A cat warrior with yellowish fur appeared wearing genie pants, a long sleeved, shakespearean, white ruffled shirt, a strange looking beret/plume hat on its head, with a monocle in its eye.
<Seiya> What the hell??! <Yaten> Hoh hoh! Vive la Revolutione! <Taiki> Are you trying to say that that.. that thing is supposed to be a French revolutionary of sorts? <Michiru> I suppose so...
"Lord Tas! Do you have any ideas of what to do next?" asked Master Jade.
<Haruka> *as Jade* ..because we're really in desperate need of a plotline! <Michiru> And some uncorny names!
"Why yes Master Jade, that is if you'll allow me." said Lord Tas.
<Setsuna and Taiki> *twitching* Punctuation.....
"Go on." said Master Jade. "I have been studying the moon writers in great detail for some time now. I think I have discovered the origins of many of their secrets.
<Seiya> Like, say, how to write an excruciatingly long and boring fanfic for the purpose of immobilizing its audiences with disbelief so that we may take over their puny planets!
Once I discover this, we can use the moon writer's own secrets and tricks against them." said Lord Tas.
<Seiya> *proudly* Do I call 'em or what? <Michiru> They're going to use this excruciatingly long ang boring fanfic to destroy us all!! <Haruka> It's working already.. I just might die of boredom.
"And what might these things you speak of be?" asked Master Jade. "Well, I think I have discovered the power source which initiates all of the secrets and cheap tricks of the moon writers. My first goal will be to investigate that."
<Setsuna> Great Queen Serenity, they're gonna sic the FBI on us!! <All> Nooo!!!
said Lord Tas.
<Taiki> *twitches* Punctuation..!
"And what will you do when you discover this power source?" asked Master Jade.
<Haruka> Oh, I dunno... use it? Nuh nuh...
"Once I find the power source, I can dismantle it and make it work for us. Then we can use all of the moon writers cheap attacks against themselves." said Lord Tas.
<Taiki> *appears to have a seizure* My goddess!! The punctuation!! <All> Goddess...?
"But who will you have to help you. The only youma left are my Mytsic Horrors, and I am saving those for later." said Master Jade.
<Seiya> *as Jade* Saving them for what, I don't know. Pimping, slavery, spring cleaning, accounting, or something... I'll find some use for 'em.
"Worry not master, I have creatures of my own to aid me. I have just created my first drivail." said Lord Tas.
<Taiki> Drivail? Sounds suspiciously like... <Setsuna> .. 'drivel.' <Both> AHA!
"Sounds promising. Go ahead." said Master Jade. "Thank you master." said Lord Tas as he disappeared.
<Taiki and Setsuna> *both beat their screens mercilessly* PUNCTUATION!
Reenie was walking to school with Elise and Hotaru when Elise said
<Seiya> *as Elise* My word, Reenie, your name is spelled completely wrong! <Michiru> Correct.. it should be 'Rini', as indicated on DiC merchandise imported from Canada. <Haruka> Blast those Canadians! They get all the goods! *crosses arms sulkily* <Setsuna> And while we're nitpicking, might I also add that if we were to use all the right names, her name would be Chibiusa, not 'Rini'..
"So, are you ready for todays test?" "What? I totally forgot about that." said Reenie in a frantic tone.
<Taiki> Why don't. they throw. in a couple. more periods just. for kicks? what would. it. hurt... they're so loose. with them. anyway..... <Haruka> I can already see the obscenely large resemblance to Usagi with this 'Reenie' person. But of course it couldn't be the REAL Rini, who as we know is really named 'Chibiusa.'
"Well, I heard that this is the hardest test of the year, and Miss Tenka grades on a curve, so it shouldn't be that bad." said Elise.
<Seiya> But.. but you just said it was going to be the hardest test of the year! <Yaten> Yeah. She gets a little confused sometimes and goes and paraphrases herself.
"Yeah, but Laomer always gets high scores." said Reenie.
<Haruka> Kinda sounds like Lamer.... <Michiru> True. ^^
The three stopped for a moment when Reenie said "Laomer! We forgot about him. You don't think..." "Oh, that's right. That poor boy." said Hotaru.
<Setsuna> Poor, poor child. Alas, he does not have the honor of being in this fine, fine fanfic! Those blasted authors left him out! It was all a conspiracy to deprive him of his one chance to shine! <All> *sweatdrop* Setsuna-san.... -.-;
"I sure hope not." said Elise as they continued walking to school. Reenie arrived in her classroom and was mumbling to herself "It can't be. It just can't be."
<Yaten> *as Reenie* I can't believe they put me in this piece of crap story instead of him. I just can't.
It was time for class to start when Reenie looked across the room and saw and empty desk
<Seiya> and saw and empty desk and power tools mixed with Rini makes for very bad plotline. <Taiki> What kind of irresponsible teacher keeps saws in empty desks? Doesn't she know better than that, what with today's violent and uncontrollable youth?
and said "Oh no, he's not here. That could only mean..."
<Yaten> Nooo!! He's TARDY!
Reenie put her head down on her desk and said "It's all my fault."
<Michiru> Yes, it is! Natural disasters, meteors crashing into Earth and obliterating the human race, clowns holding up banks somewhat ironically, planes crashing, fires starting, government conspiracies, death, birth, crime, hatred, and it all leads back to YOU, 'Reenie'.. if that is your REAL name!
Someone tapped Reenie on the shoulders and said "Hey, what's the matter?" Reenie looked up and said "Lamer! It's you." with an astonished look on her face.
<Seiya> And he, no doubt, was looking astonished, because the little bitch had just called him 'Lamer'! <Taiki> ...Seiya..~~;
"Yeah, the one and only." said Laomer.
<Yaten> Resigned to his fate, Lamer decides that it's not such a bad name after all... it could be worse. <Taiki> Like "Moron", "Fluffy", "Snowball", "Uglyface", and other various derogatory names. <Seiya> "FatAss", "Loser", "JerkOff", "Dimbulb", "PipSqueak", "Nerd".....
"But, I thought....that building." said Reenie.
<Setsuna> I also thought that building. <Michiru> I thought that tree. <Haruka> And I thought that incredibly lame fanfic's end coming soon.
"What? Oh! Did you think I was in the building when it fell? You under estimate me." said Laomer.
<Taiki> I beg your pardon? <Seiya> Lamer say, she under estimate, him. Echhi little kid.
"But... how?" asked Reenie. "Well, I was exploring a little in the building, but I soon got bored and left." said Laomer as he went to go sit down in his seat. After school that day as the three girls were walking home from school, Reenie said "Good news, Laomer is alive. He was at class today."
<Seiya> *as Hotaru* Damn.. I mean, yay!
"That's a relief. I couldn't live with the guilt of someone's death on my hands." said Hotaru.
<Haruka> Sure, I could destroy the whole world and live with it.. but not one life, oh no. <Michiru> Surprisingly, I feel no emotion for this fanfiction Hotaru.... and I hope she dies slowly and painfully.. then she will not have to be in this sad, sad little story.
The three arrived at Reenie's house when Hotaru said "Well, I'll see you guys later." as she left to go home.
<Seiya> I think she's still upset over Elise butting in on her time with Rini. <Yaten> She's just depressed because Rini brushed her off for Elise, yeah.... <Seiya> That's what I said. <Yaten> Yeah. And I agreed with you. <Seiya> Yeah, but you didn't have to repeat it! <Yaten> I didn't repeat it. <Seiya> Repeat, rephrase, same difference! <Michiru> *in announcer voice* Tonight on Crossfire...
Reenie and Elise walked inside the kitchen and saw the other chibi senshi there and said "What are you guys doing here?"
<Haruka> And how the heck did you get into my kitchen?? <Yaten> *as chibi senshi* The better question: Who the heck ARE we?
"We just thought we'd stop by and see if we could all do something tonight." said Banesusa.
<All> Banesu-what??
"Like what?" asked Elise.
<Haruka> Umm, you know. Senshi stuff or something. *blinks*
"I don't know, we could go to the 15 yen movies." said Suchira.
<Yaten> Huh. Sounds good, but in the real world there aren't actually that many movies one could get into for 15 measly yen... <Haruka> Alright, that's it! The jerk doesn't even know how much the yen to dollar ratio is!! Let me at him!!!! *Michiru restrains her from slicing the computer in two with her sword* <Taiki> Violence is not the answer, Tenoh-san. Though this buffoon may think he/she/it can convince average-minded simpletons that the yen is obviously an unstable currency, he cannot fool us. We will avenge our mother nation'shurt pride after we finish this story. <Haruka> *drops down into her chair and shakes with emotion* Ohhh...
"Okay, that sounds like a good idea, just let me get ready." said Reenie as she ran upstairs to her room.Later that day, the chibi senshi left the house and started walking down the street to go to the movies. Lord Tas was in a dark alley somewhere close by and said "Time to lure them out of hiding. Go attract some attention."
<Setsuna> As if a 6-foot catman in genie pants and a puffy, feminine shirt with a monacle on his eye couldn't attract attention.
"Yes Lord Tas." said Cuvac as she disappeared. Cuvac walked over to some suburb houses and picked up some cars in the driveway and picked them up
<Taiki> *snaps a pencil and twitches angrily* Is it just me, or was that so incredibly redundant that it just makes you want to die? <Haruka> It's just you, Mr. Articulate. Settle down. -_-
and threw them in the street, and punched in the rooves
<Michiru> Just what in Neptune's name is a 'roove'?? <Haruka> Om... no one knows for sure. Pray that this'll be over soon...
and hoods of the cars, causing much noise.
<Yaten> Surprisingly!
Some people came out of their houses and said "Hey, what are you doing to my car?" as they saw their car trashed.
<Seiya> I come out of our houses and saw this thing beating up on our poor, defensless car and said "hey, what the hell do you think you're doing to our car?!" as we saw our car trashed. We must obviously be of royal descent to speak in the third person. <Setsuna> Then obviously the royal tutor didn't teach you much decent use of grammar.. <Michiru> *to Seiya* Yes, we must. But the question then remains, what are we doing in suburbia?
Cuvac picked up another car and threw it at their house as it fell on them and crushed them as well as part of their house.
<Seiya> Oh, damn! It just killed our Jovian selves after decimating our car for no good reason.
The chibi senshi were walking down the street and heard a lot of yelling as they saw a few cars tipped over in the street and on fire.
<Haruka> Wait, who set the cars on fire after Cuvu, or whatever? <Seiya> *as one of the chibis* Hey girls, I think something ~might~ be going on, and it ~might~ not be good..... <Yaten> It was the Mad Arsonist. I know, for I AM the Mad Arsonist. *whips out a cigarette lighter and tries to set his computer on fire* Burn, baby, burn! <Michiru> And why are these chibis conveniently in the middle of an urban area that just happens to be under attack by a youma? Who ARE these chibis??
"What's happening?" said Reenie as they saw something trashing out the neighborhood as they transformed into their super eternal forms.
<Haruka> My, how original. *rolls eyes* <Michiru> I believe that, to answer young Reenie's question, something is trashing out the neighborhood as they transform into their super-ultra-magical-wonderfully- stupendous-magnificent-eternal mode. <Taiki> That sentence..... <Setsuna> .... was not a sentence. <Both> PUNCTUATION AND RUN ON!!! *hateful twitching ensues*
Cuvac picked up another automobile and was about to throw it when the chibi senshi appeared and Reenie said "Put that truck down."
<All> Ooh! A threat! <Setsuna> The all-purpose snazzy entrance phrase: "Put that truck down." <Taiki> Yes, be afraid of the little girl in the short skirt and devil horns. *gives a slightly demented laugh* <Seiya> Taiki? <Taiki> *buries face in hands* I can't take this torture any more....
as they saw a humanoid youma with black eyes, wearing a black and white swirly striped dress, and also wearing a vacuum bag on it's back.
<Michiru> A... what on its back??
Cuvac looked over at the chibi senshi and threw the car down and said "There you are. What took you so long?"
<Yaten> *as Cuvac* You stood me up at the movies, you big meanies! I'm gonna get you now!
"Mercury Flame Pillar."
<Setsuna> Uh, hey, isn't Mercury sailor of water? <Haruka> Yeah... -_-
"Neptune Trident Pierce." said Banesusa and Suchira
<All> Banesuwhat and Suchisuwho??
as their two powers combined and hit Cuvac. Cuvac was slightly damaged as she got back up off of the ground and said "Black Vortex."
<Seiya> No reason. Just said it for kicks. <Yaten> So THIS is how evil people cuss... Black Vortex!
as black, pleated shaped structures shot out of her tubular hands and hit the chibi senshi.
<Setsuna> Excuse me, but how can anyone have 'tubular hands'? <Taiki> They CAN'T... *glares at monitor with dark expression* <Haruka> Just kill me now and get it over with, dammit! I don't want to live!! *Picks up sword and tries to run herself through, but is stopped by Michiru* <Michiru> NO, Haruka! There's still so much to live for! And at least when this first chapter finally ends sometime, years from now, when we're old enough to be grandparents.. we'll still have each other.... <Haruka> .... yes. <Yaten> Ugh. Mush! Mushy! Mushiness!
The chibi senshi fell to the ground and could barely move having been drained of most of their power.
<Yaten> Yay! Maybe they'll die now..
"Now to get those power sources." said Cuvac as her long, black finger nails stretched out into a black wire as she grabbed Reenie's transformation locket on her bow and grabbed the chibi senshi's transformation pens as well.
<Seiya> Heh heh. Die, chibis, die!!
Lord Tas appeared and said "Nice work Cuvac." as the locket and the transformation pens flew into his hands. Lord Tas carefully looked at the locket and pens in his hand and got out some strange looking tweaser thing and started examining them. "One of these has to hold all of the moon writer's cheap tricks." said Lord Tas.
<Yaten> Umm... ok. I'm through being a smartass. It's too much of a waste on this idiocy-ridden 'fic.
Lord Tas took apart the transformation pens and trapped their essence inside a cathandic tube and observed them and said "They all seem to possess the same power. I wonder what this little locket has inside it." as he began to tinker with Reenie's locket.
<Seiya> Meanwhile, the chibi senshi were at the 15 yen movies... <Michiru, Taiki and Setsuna> Punctuation and run on!!!
Lord Tas took apart Reenie's locket and also put it's essence in a cathandic tube
<Taiki> YAAAH!!! Make it stop, man! Just make it stooopp!! *sobs*
and said "This is amazing! This holds more than then the others do.
<Haruka> This fanfic holds more incredibly confusing, illiterate and idiotic trash than then any I've encountered before...
All of the moon writers cheap tricks inside here. All for me." as he started laughing in a snobbish tone.
<Michiru> Ok, who else is about sick of hearing the phrase 'moon writer's cheap tricks'? <Setsuna> And just think: we're not even out of chapter one. Imagine all the lovely repeats of this phrase in the next chapters. <All> NOOOO!!!! <Yaten> Black Vortex!! >_<
"You shouldn't mess with something like that." said Agrus as he appeared.
<Taiki> You might get electrocuted, young man. *shakes finger* <Seiya> No reason. Just felt like appearing randomly and saying that.
Lord Tas looked over at Agrus and said "Oh, shut up.
<Seiya> *mimics Tas* Who needs you old fogeys and your 'don't play with electricity' crap! This isn't an electrical outlet I'm messing with here, this is a LOCKET! -_-
I've got what I want. Cuvac, kill them." "Yes Lord Tas." said Cuvac. "Empty Void." said Cuvac as she shot nothingness at them.
<Michiru> In other words, she didn't throw anything at them.
"No, I will not let you kill the chibi senshi." said Agrus as he stood in front of the chibi senshi who were still lying on the ground, barely conscious.
<Yaten> Huh! What a bunch of simps.... <Haruka> Yes.. a bunch of sissy losers.... who gave them the right to be senshi? They insult the word 'senshi'..... they haven't done a single senshi-ish thing the entire time....
Agrus was hit by the attack as he flew back onto the ground, as some yellow moon dust fell off of him and onto the chibi senshi. The yellow dust gave the chibi senshi the energy they needed to get up.
<Seiya> *as a chibi* Hey, we should beat up Agrus more often! This gold dusty stuff is better than a Carbo-Bar!
"Agrus, what have they done to you?" said Reenie as she picked him up.
<Seiya> *as Agrus* Well, while you girls were lying on your weak sissy asses, I got the crap beaten out of me by that dumb looking cat dude. But hey, tha's ok. <Taiki and Setsuna> AAAAUUGHH!!!!!!! THE GRAMMAR!!!
"Don't worry about me, just make sure they don't get the moon writers secrets." said Agrus.
<Yaten> Oh. Ok, don't worry, the thought of worrying about you never crossed our minds. ^_^
Just then, a spinning, spiked cane flew through the air as it hit and shattered the cathondic tubes,
<Michiru> Weren't these referred to as cathadic tubes earlier? <Haruka> Yes... -.-
releasing the essence inside them. The essences returned to the pens and locket as they flew back to the chibi senshi. "My time has come.
<All> Yipee!
But before I go, I will give you a moon guardian's wish." said Agrus.
<Haruka> *as Agrus* And don't go and waste it on something dumb and girly like "I want a Barbie Beach Patrol Jeep", got that?
"What are you talking about?" said Reenie as a tear rolled down her cheek.
<Seiya> *loudly* He said, I will give you a freakin' wish, you moron!
The tear rolled off of her cheek and onto Agrus. Agrus scooped up the tear with his hand as he held it in both of the palms of his hands and said "This is my gift to you, your moon guardian."
<Michiru> Wait... he gave her a tear for a guardian? What an ass...! <Setsuna> That was one big, gigantic run-on.... *clenches and unclenches fists*
Agrus let the tear roll off of his hands. As the tear rolled off of his hands, it turned a golden color as it dripped off and fell inside Reenie's locket.
<Haruka> And just where was his hand that would enable the tear to fall on her locket, which is her brooch, which is on her bow, which covers her boo.... <Michiru> *slaps her hand over Haruka's mouth* Just go with it. <Seiya> *as Tas* Hey, waitaminute, how'd she get her locket back? I wasn't done playing with it yet! <Taiki> *weeps bitterly and slams his head against the wall* The grammar! <Setsuna> *wipes away tears of horror*
The locket radiated with a light glow and shone brighter than ever. The splash from the tear falling on her locket split up into four other parts as they fell inside the chibi senshi's transformation pens, causing them to shine brightly. Reenie's locket and the transformation pens then closed and sealed themselves shut as their appearance altered.
<Yaten> And they morphed into the Chibi Spice Sailors! *as one of the chibis* Hai, I'm Sailor Chibi Scaryspice, and in the name of... uhhm... being scary and British, and love, and...." <Seiya> *as Sailor Chibi Poshspice* Don't talk about love... love is what got everybody in the band knocked up and out of action in the first place! <Haruka> *as Sailor Chibi Babyspice* So that's why the chibi senshi never actually do anything of actual value or mirth! They're all knocked up! Except me... *dopey grin* <Michiru> *nods* so now we know.
"Use this power well. For your power is infinite in nature now."
<Seiya> *as chibis* Thanks for nothing, you bastard! How can our powers be infinite in nature if we're not IN nature?! We're in the concrete jungles of suburbia!!
said Agrus as he died and disappeared.
<Taiki> Are you sure he didn't disappear, THEN die?
"What does he mean?" said Reenie. "I don't know." said Tayla.
<Seiya> *shouts irritably* Don't you listen to anything at all?? He SAID, here's your *~%$ing infinite power upgrade, you little ^&*#ers!! <Michiru> Calm down, Seiya!! Surely you don't expect these insipid children to comprehend what is said to them. They're only about 4 years old mentality-wise, after all....
"You ignorant little brats, those moon writer secrets will be mine." said Lord Tas.
<Haruka> Ah, at least the catman's onto their little game. He knows how smart they REALLY are.
"Looks like we better transform." said Banesusa as the five chibi senshi transformed into their infinite, and most powerful form.
<Michiru> But weren't they already transformed?? <Haruka> Uh huh... >_< *cringes* End it now, end it now, can't hold out much longer....
Their sailor suits altered in appearance, and shined with pure infinite moon writer power.
<Yaten> I admit, all this time I have been asking myself, just what the hell is a moon writer? <Taiki> I, too, have pondered this. And I have concluded that the author him/herself does not know either.
"You foolish girls. Don't you remember how badly my little creation hurt you? Just give me those secrets." said Lord Tas.
<Setsuna> *as Chibi Poshspice* Secrets? 'Kay.... just add a touch of rouge and a pinch of pink eyeshadow.... <Seiya> *as Chibi Sportyspice* ..but only a pinch! <Haruka> *as Babyspice* ..and some light pink lipstick, and you'll have the perfect Sailor Spice transformation, only without all the big sparklies and spinning-around stuff... and you'll have to make your own sailor suit.
"Never." said Reenie.
<Haruka> *still in Spice form* Fine then! See if I care when all the hot villains dump you and try to kill you instead of falling in love with you, you ungrateful little tramp! <Michiru> Wow, Haruka, you'd make a cute Spice Senshi. <Haruka> I hope you're joking. Please tell me you're joking.
"Very well then. Cuvac! Kill them." said Lord Tas.
<Seiya> *as Cuvac* Not now, it's my coffee break. <Haruka> Hmmph. About time. <All> PLEASE do kill them.....
"Black Vortex." said Cuvac as black, pleated shaped figures shot out at the scouts. The attack whizzed by the chibi senshi as they were unaffected by the attack. "What? This can't be possible." said Lord Tas.
<Yaten> Impossible! How could someone dodge my slow and clunky attack? *snickers* <Seiya> Besides, it's not like they got an 'infinite' power upgrade right in front of his eyes or anything. *snickers* <Taiki> Grammar... can't take... the grammar....
Chibi Mask threw a fire thorn at the vacuum bag on Cuvac's back as it exploded as her power was drained.
<Setsuna> Question: Who is Chibi Mask and how the heck'd he get in here?? <All> *shrug* <Taiki> When one has already unwittingly screwed up their fanfic to the point of sheer redundancy, one can take as many annoying liberties with it as possible without ever realizing it. Such as introducing a character as having been there the whole time when in actuality, they were never mentioned before that point. <All> Thanks for sharing, Taiki... >_<
Cuvac tried to attack the scouts again, but nothing came out of her tubular hands.
<Yaten> YE GADS! NOTHING CAME OUT!!! <Seiya> We're dooooomed!!! If she doesn't kill them, we'll have to read the rest of the episodes!! <All> Nooooooo!! *sarcasm literally saturates the air in the jail of fanfic horrors*
"Sacred White Moon Power." said Reenie as the white purplish moon balls hit Cuvac.
<Taiki> Verb..... t-tense.... *twitches* <Seiya> ..Moon balls. *snickers* <Michiru> *shakes head*
Cuvac turned a grayish color and became brittle as she crumbled to the ground. "My poor baby." said Lord Tas as he rushed to her remains and picked up some of them as he disappeared.Reenie looked up into the sky and said "Thank you Agrus. I will never forget what you've done for us." as she and the chibi senshi walked home.
<Haruka> Strangely enough, not attracting much attention despite the fact that they were dressed like fruity Sailormoon wannabes. <Michiru>... these girls really didn't seem to give two hoots about anything. They didn't even care when their cat died. <Seiya> Ah, the jaded youth of today. So detached from reality and high on life that death no longer disturbs them. It's a pity that they, too, were not blasted multiple times. <Yaten> High on life? More like whacked up on a saccharin overdose. Much like the author. <Seiya> If anyone lasts through this entire fanfic, I will be shocked, stunned and amazed. <Setsuna> A correction, Seiya dear: that was only the FIRST chapter.... we still have 31 episodes to go...... <Taiki> WHAAT??! NO WAY!!! WHO COULD WRITE THIS MUCH GARBAGE?? <Haruka> AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! *punches a hole in the wall; proceeds to realize her hand is stuck* Why us? Why not the inners, or those stupid cats? Huh?? WHHYYYYYY?!?? <Michiru> *turns green and flees desperately for the bathroom* Urrk.... <Setsuna> We must conference with Pendrell-sama over this. This is just too much. <Seiya> *passes out and falls into Yaten's arms* <Yaten> Oh boy. This is it. We must demand our rights!! <Setsuna> Yes, we certainly must.... <All> *excepting Haruka, who is trying to remove her hand from the wall, Seiya, who is temporarily being revived by Yaten, and Michiru, who is presently in the bathroom feeling nauseous* G'bye, minna! Join us next time for the most recent review of the ~Worst Sailormoon Fanfiction Ever!~
Written by Viluy T 10/03/97
<Haruka> So it was YOU who did the deed! *waves Space Sword aggressively* Better be watching your back, 'cause Haruka's got a big sword that wants to introduce itself to your skull! <Hotaru> Haruka-poppa, are you threatening another fanfic writer? For shame! *shakes finger at Haruka with a cute, reprimanding smile* <Haruka> Uhh... of course not. Now, out you go, we can't have you reading this awful muck... who knows what it could do to the innocence of a child....
