SM Sailor Stars Z
<Reviewed by the venerable Inner Senshi, Starlights and.. Cape Boy>
in which Usagi nearly flips her lid when she finds out she married someone other than Mamoru.
Welcome to the Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z homepage. Here you will get the chance to read about Sailor Moon's
children.If all of you are wondering about what I mean by when I say *children*
<All> Not really.
instead of *child*, since Neo Queen Serenity and King Endymion only have one child.
<Taiki> Incomplete sentence.
I will tell you this. In this fanfic series, Serena never
married Darien,
<All> *Gasp*
<Seiya> Woohoo! I mean, um, oh no!
but instead married someone else,
<All> *turn and stare at Seiya*
<Seiya> What? Don't look at me... ^^;
and now has 4 children instead of 1.
<Mamoru> 0_o
<Usagi> Iiieee!! >_<
<Taiki> Well... at least they openly admit to butchering the storyline..
<Minako> Character abuse! Usagi's not mentally competent in this 'fic!!
<Makoto> We haven't even started reading it, and already I hate it.
<Usagi> Waaah! I don't wanna leave Mamo-chan!! Bad fanfic Usagi! *grabs Mamoru and squeezes him excessively*
<Rei> *sweatdrops* Relax, it's only a fanfiction version of you.. we all know how much you love Mamoru,
adore Mamoru, would never leave Mamoru, would kill yourself for Mamoru, worship Mamoru,etc.
The children form the Sailor Star Celestials. The Princesses and Prince of Crystal Tokyo are the leaders of
the next generation of Sailor Scouts that have been split up into seperate groups for each moon child.
<Usagi> I'll disown them, hopefully...
<Minako> On the brighter side, maybe they'll be older, more well-mannered and more powerful than Chibiusa...
<Makoto> Minako! *smacks her upside the head*
I hope you enjoy the story,
<All> Fat chance.
and have fun reading more about the Star Celestials. So on with the story!
<All> *sigh*
Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z
<Haruka> Ooh, vive le difference! A 'Z' on the end! How _original_.
<Seiya> Hmm.. Sailor Stars Zucchini?
<Yaten> Zippy?
<Rei> Zappa?
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The Futures Shocking New Destiny!
<Seiya> Ooh, the big haughty titles being really lame!
: The Birth Of the Sailor Star Celestials
<Minako> Eew. I don't wanna read this...
<Rei> It doesn't mean LITERALLY, Minako-chan.
Written By: A N* <ne21041@gte.com>
<Mamoru> *Initials are used to protect the names of the guilty. >:)
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Prologue:
The story starts off in the 30th century, where Sailor Moon is now know as Neo Queen Serenity.
<Haruka> Hey Usagi, you is now know as NQS.
<Seiya> I is now know as incredibly sick of reviewing fanfics.
She is in her chambers taking care of her newborn baby twins, a little boy and girl and each one is bearing
the mark of the moon on their foreheads.
<All> *snoring*
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??? - Serenity, my love. How do you feel?
<Michiru> Oh goddess, it's in script form.... will someone please go ahead and kill me now?
<Haruka> Eh, stop being so melodramatic, Michi.
<Taiki> The missing name of this character is either an attempt by the author to keep our attention by
putting the little ???'s in place of a name, or the author has not presently been able to come up with a
corny enough title for him.
<Yaten> I think it's Seiya. *nudges Seiya with an evil grin*
<Seiya> -_-
Neo Queen Serenity - (calmly at first) We are all fine.
<Usagi> Considering that we are trapped in an underground lab being forced to read a horrible, awful fanfic
that makes me seem like a moron with nothing better to do than have a bunch of children. Without Mamo-chan!!
>.< *shrieks*
(yelling now) But how do you think I would feel after spending 24 hours giving birth to twins?!
<Ami> Angry?
<Yaten> Disappointed?
<Minako> Wishing you'd used the Pill?
<Makoto> Suicidal?
<Seiya> Like crap?
??? - Tired I bet, and sore,
<Usagi> Oh, you don't know the half of it, buddy!
but I wanted to see how both you and our children were doing.
Neo Queen Serenity - Oh....
<Seiya> Is she surprised? What'd she expect??
??? - What is it? (He is now sitting on the bed with her, bending over)
<Yaten> *mimics NQS* I'm thinking it's... a... baby. I'd say it's a girl, if I'm not mistaken. Or it could
be the boy, you can't tell by looking at the face... if that IS the face.....
<Usagi> You're mean!! >_<
<Mamoru> Must resist urge to pin 'spank me' sign on Seiya's rear...
<Michiru> I doubt he's bending over for THAT purpose, Mamoru-san.
<Usagi> Cut that out!! You're all scaring me!
Neo Queen Serenity - Nothing I was just thinking about the names for the twins.
<Rei> *as NQS* ...and how I wish I'd learned how to use the comma key when I was younger.
??? - I don't care what you name them
<Usagi> *gasps* That heartless beast! How could he go and say that to me? Mamo-chan, the bad fanfic me
must be missing you already..
<Mamoru> ... -.-
<Taiki> The Mystery Guest must be Seiya. *looks at Seiya*
<Seiya> No! It ISN'T me, OKAY??! *throws arms up defensively*
as long as all three of you are all rigtht.
<Makoto> What does this mysterious masher mean by the term 'rigtht'?
Neo Queen Serenity - OK. Do you mind telling me when the gir...
<Yaten> *as '???'* Not if you mind telling me what a 'gir' is.
(As the two were getting ready to kiss,
<Mamoru> 0.0
the door to their chambers bursts open and a little girl around the age of five years old with long black
hair and big blue eyes,
<Rei> Aaaahh! Attack of the evil big-eyed children!
<Makoto> Go, little evil ones! Assasinate the bad fanfic Queen and kill the babies! Leave the city of
Crystal Tokyo in turmoil and chaos!! And above all, end the 'fic!
trailed by another girl around 3 years
<Usagi> What, 3 years later?? o.0
with pale white blond hair and green eyes, and both have crescent moons on their foreheads, both come
rushing in, followed by their agitated nannie).
<Taiki> That is not a sentence.
<Ami> *twitches* The verb tense switches are harmful to my health.
<Minako> Agitated nannie, hee hee.... what a great plot device.
(Serenity's husband kisses each girl on the head
<Yaten> *to Seiya* Child molester!
<Seiya> Who says that's ME?! *indignant glare*
<Mamoru> 0_0 So you stole my Usako! *temporarily takes leave of his senses, lunges at Seiya and sends them
both flying over the desk*
<Seiya> YAAAAAHH!!! Get 'im off, get 'im off!
<Haruka> Stop it! It isn't real, it's just a stupid fanfic, you fools!! *leaps over gracefully, arms
outstretched, and decks them both in one fell swoop*
<Mamoru> by dose..! *is clamping both hands over his swollen nose*
<Seiya> My sanity... @_@
<Usagi> *is sniffling and trying to bore a hole into the door with her nails*
and leaves them alone with their mother, telling them to not stay too long so that Serenity would be able to
rest)
Girl With White Hair - MAMA?!!
<Yaten> *as little girl* You're not huge and blimpy anymore! I can hardly recognize you without that ton
of cargo hanging off your stomach!
<All> Yaten! -_-
Nobody would let us in to see you and the babies!
Neo Queen Serenity - Crystal, what are you doing here.
<Makoto> Why are you asking such stupid questions. And more importantly, when will your question mark key
begin working.
<Minako> Does she find it strange that random people would want to come in and look at her children? I do.
<Usagi> *is digging into the metal floor with bare hands* Gotta get out..!
Your both supposed to be in school and Scout training.
<Ami> Can't do both at the same time.
<Seiya> Your both what?
Girl With Black Hair - Both lessons were called off until tomorrow.
<Minako> She sure picked some dumb names for the first couple of kids. 'Girl With Black Hair'? Stupid
fanfic Queen. even our Usagi could pick a better name than that...
(Crystal walks closer to to her mother and the cribs)
<Ami> With caution, for the children may be rabid.
<Seiya> Look out, she's got a...
<Yaten> ... a rattle!
<Makoto> And the other one's foaming at the mouth! Quick, get out the Moon Tasers, Girl With Black Hair!
<Ami> Dear God, I don't know what we've done to offend you, but whatever it is, we will stop doing it. *sobs*
<Makoto> Will you STOP with the pleading to God for assistance stuff already??! It doesn't work, and you
know it. *glares at Ami*
<Ami> *blinks* There's got to...be... a way.. to make it stop...
Crystal - (standing over the cribs) Chimera, come look.
<Minako> *as Crystal* Aww, look Chimera,I think the little one's pissed about being cast as a drooling baby
in this oh-so-entertaining story....
<Taiki> *as Chimera* Excuse me, but did you just refer to me as a fire-breathing creature with the head of
a lion, the torso of a goat and the tail of a dragon?
(Chimera comes over to peek at her new siblings)
<Yaten> ..and one of them leaps up and kills everybody! The end!
<Ami> Very crude, Yaten.
Chimera - Awwww..... They're so cute, and look our brother has black hair and our sister has pink hair.
<Rei> And look we don't know how to use commas.
Crystal - Mommy, what are you going to name them?
Neo Queen Serenity - I have decided to name your new sister after a friend of mine who I knew a long time
ago, long before either of you were born.
<All> That's nice.
Chimera - And our brother?
<Mamoru> Umm... she never actually told them the name she was going to use.
<Seiya> *sings* He ain't heavy, he's my brother... *halfway through, breaks down into pitiful sobbing*
Why me?
Neo Queen Serenity - (sighs, a tear running down her face) I will name him Darien. (Thinking to herself)
After the man I had always dreamed of marrying but never did because I gave my heart to another.
<Usagi> *loudly* Well, that's your own fault, you dumb bimbo!
Crystal - Mama. Can Chimera and I give them their second names now? You promised!
<Usagi> Did not!
Neo Queen Serenity - Alright, go ahead.
Crystal - I want Reenie's middle name to be Star.
<Makoto> I want this fic to be over.
<Minako> What a stupid middle name...
Chimera - And I want Darien's middle name to be Michael.
<Minako> Ahem. I stand corrected. There's an even worse one.
<Yaten> Crystal and Chimera obviously have some quite striking differences in choice of middle names.
To Be Continued...
<All> dun dun dun!
<Seiya> The suspense!
<Yaten> The anticipation!
<Minako> Anticipation of leaving?
<Taiki> Yes.
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What's going on here?!
<Rei> Don't look at us, how would we know? It's _your_ freakin' story, you dumb bunny.
Who is Crystal, Chimera and the twins father?!
<Yaten> You mean they're all from the same guy?
<Usagi> Meanie! -_- *sucks thumb placantly, eyes misty*
What happened to Tuxedo Mask?!
<Mamoru> Something tells me that I don't wanna know.
<All> Us neither.
Who did Sailor Moon marry if not Tuxedo Mask?!
<Makoto> The real question is, should we care?
<Mamoru and Seiya> Hey, I care!
What could have happened in the past that forever seperated them and prevented the birth of THEIR daughter,
Reenie?
<Yaten> Two words: the Pill.
<All> YATEN!! *groan*
Come back next time
<Seiya> Don't bet on it!
for Chapter 1 of: The Futures Shocking New Destiny!
<Minako> Still same amazing wonderful title makes no sense.
<Usagi> The real Usagi wishes to leave, and never return. Never ever. *curls up into a little ball in her
chair*
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