Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z, Part 2
...in which Usagi loses what little sanity she had left in the last chapter.
Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon is the property of Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha Comics, and Toei Animation. This is
purely fan-related; don't sue!
<Taiki> Rest assured if I were Miss Takeuchi, I would.
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Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z
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The Futures Shocking New Destiny
Written By: A N
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The last story featured the appearance of Chimera, Crystal, and their newborn baby brother and sister,
Reenie Star and Darien Michael.
<All> *suppressed snickers*
All four are the children of Neo-Queen Serenity and her husband. In the future the four siblings have been
training to become warriors like their parents once were and have grown more powerful beyond belief.
<Yaten> You're right... somehow, I just don't believe it... *yawns*
<Minako> ..I don't believe any of this incredibly fake story, for that matter.
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Chapter 1: The Evil Waits
<Haruka> Waits for a decent plotline, I trust. Even bad guys have fanfic standards, you know.
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Seven Years Later: January 15, 2991
<Ami> Impossible. Crystal Tokyo was not established until sometime in the early 31st century....
<All> *sigh*
<Mamoru> Oh well. Who cares? Let's just finish this, and fast.
(Two figures are running through the arena trying to reach their target;one a blond around the age 10
called Sailor Star Breaker who wears a Scout outfit that is brown, and white with golden ribbons; the other
a brunette age 12 called Sailor Star Destroyer, wearing Scout outfit that is black and white with red
ribbons)
<Taiki> Any name with a 'Sailor Star-fill in the blank' has to be the offspring of one of the Starlights.
And I _know_ it isn't me..
<Haruka> Yes, I think we all do, Taiki. *belittling half-laugh* Why would Usagi pick you, out of all the
men in the world?
<Taiki> Good point... >_<
<Yaten> I never liked odango atama enough to do THAT... *he and Usagi exchange dirty looks*
*all turn to Seiya*
<Seiya> Uh..! *sweatdrops*
<Usagi> She chose Seiya over Mamo-chan? She's dumber than I thought..
<Seiya> Thanks, odango. >_<
Sailor Star Destroyer - (yelling into her comunicator) Breaker, he's heading your way!!
<Taiki> I believe it's called a 'communicator'.
<Rei> *shouts back at Destroyer through her communicator* HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL, YOU NIMROD, I'M RIGHT
AROUND THE CORNER!!
Sailor Star Breaker - (yells back) I SEE HIM! He just turned a corner.
<Yaten> More importantly, he just robbed the Neo 7-11 on the corner! Get 'im, boys!
The Figure - (it is a boy around the age 13 with long blue hair with pink stripes in it and green skin)
(thinking) Those girls won't get me this time.
<Seiya> Thinking this is going to make me sick.
<Yaten> Thinking he must find a way out.
Sailor Star Breaker - Give it up, Karell, you can't win this fight!!
<Makoto> COPS, filmed live on location in Future Japan, in the normally quiet suburbs of Crystal Tokyo...
the officers are in hot pursuit of a male, age 13, with green skin undertones and flamboyantly gay hair.
<Yaten> *makes a TV detective face and says in a rusty voice* Give it up, Callahan, you can't win this time!
<Seiya> *mimics Callahan* Oh yeah, well, what about the rights of that little girl?
Karrell - (shouting over his shoulder) We'll see, I've been working on some new tricks for you girls.
<Minako> *as girls* Just for us? How nice!
<Seiya> *looks a bit pale*
(A figure mysteriosly appears in the arena without the children's
knowledge)
<Ami> 'mysteriosly'?
<Taiki> Go figure.
<Seiya> Ha ha. Bad pun, Taiki.
??? - So these are the children of Neo-Queen Serenity and her court? Not very impressive.
<Yaten> But then again, she married Seiya, so what do you expect??
<Seiya> -_-
(meanwhile, Karell has run into Destroyer)
Sailor Star Destroyer - Ready to give up yet, Karell?
<Rei> *as Karell* Ah, what the heck. I guess so.. I'll just go home.
Karell - I have just begun to fight, Destroyer. (he raises up his hands and shouts) LUNEAR SOLAR SMASH!!!!
<All> LUNEAR?
<Seiya> What the hell is a 'lunear'??
(a beam of light in the shape of balls come flying out directly at Sailor Star Destroyer)
Sailor Star Destroyer - What the..... Yowwww!!
<Yaten> I'd say that, too, if someone shouted a stupid attack phrase like 'Lunear solar smash' at me.
<Seiya> *as Destroyer* What the... that kid threw balls at me!
<Makoto> Whoa now! We'll have none of that! 0_o
<Taiki> These little pint-sized Sailor Starlights don't even dress like real Sailor Starlights... without
the leather and the boots, it just isn't the same.
<Yaten> Poor Seiya... your children are losers!
<Seiya> No comment.
(Sailor Star Destroyer leaps out of the way as the beam smashes into the wall behind her leaving a very large
hole in the spot where she had been standing)
<Makoto> Damn! It didn't kill her!! Hmmph... wake me up when it gets interesting.. *leans back in chair*
<Mamoru> You'll sleep forever.
<Seiya> *covers his face with his hands*
Sailor Star Breaker - (comes running up) Wow, Karell. That was cool, where did you learn it?
<Mamoru> *as Karell* In Hell, you retard! Duh!
Karell - My mom and dad taught it to me when I was back on my home planet visiting them last summer.
Sailor Star Destroyer - (looking at the wall, screaming) KARELL. YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!
<Taiki> *wistfully* Would that he had!!
<Seiya> *mournfully* Maybe he still will, if she gets annoying enough.
<Makoto> *looking at the ceiling with her eyes closed, snoring*
<Usagi> *resigned to her fate, begins shouting at the wall* WHY? WHY US?
<Rei> *as Karell* No no, Star Destroyer, I'm over here. That's the wall you're screaming my name at.
Karell - No It couldn't have. I only used half of the power that is needed to do the Lunear Solar Smash. If
I had used my full power, then there would have been nothing left of that wall except dust. As for using it
on living things it would have knocked you out for a few hours at half power, while at full power it would
have been a few days.
<Yaten> She doesn't care about that... she just wants an excuse to bitch at Karell and wake up all the
readers who have fallen asleep at this point.
Sailor Star Destroyer - (screeching now) A FEW DAYS.
<Makoto> Whuh? Huh?? *eyes fly open*
<Yaten> Told you.
<Minako> HOW ABOUT A FEW YEARS? Before we have to finish this 'fic, I mean.
Sailor Star Breaker - Uh, oh.....
<Taiki> Uh, no.....
<Ami> Uh, uh oh does not have a comma in it.
(Sailor Star Destroyer gets off the ground to glare face to face with Karell)
Sailor Star Destroyer - Karell of all the stupidest things to do.....
<Seiya> *sobs loudly and bangs his head against the monitor* Why? Why me??
(suddenly, two figures jump over the mutilated wall)
??? - There you guys are!
<Mamoru> Uh oh. He found us due to our constant loud and obnoxious cracks at his story. Hide!
<Yaten> Look, Seiya, there you are! *points*
<Seiya> *whips out a bottle of whiskey from Yaten's desk drawers and downs it, weeping*
<Rei> You know, there really isn't any mystery or suspense over ???. I mean, I already know that it's
Seiya.
<Yaten> Heck, we ALL do. *grabs back his drink from Seiya*
(the speaker is a scout named Sailor Star Hor izen, who is seven and has long pink hair)
<Yaten> What the..??! Seiya morphed into a girl!
<Taiki> And that's surprising?
<Minako> Did they just say her name is Sailor Star Whore Risin'??
<Usagi> It IS? Ohmigod!! o_0
<Taiki> No, you two, the author just doesn't know how to spell horizon.
<Both> Oh.
??? - Do you know how hard it was for us to find you in here?!! It's like a maze and did you guys see that
light a moment ago? It was awsome!!
<Yaten> *mimics the bad grammar* Do you know how horribly sick I feel?!! It's like a ton of bricks just hit
me on the head and did you know that this fanfic really sucks? It's almost as bad as The Next Generation!
<Ami> *gulps and crawls under Seiya's desk, giggling hysterically*
<Seiya> Uhmmm... guys..I think Ami's knawing on my leg... 0_0
<Makoto> Never mention that fanfic in Ami's presence. It was the one that temporarily pushed her over the
edge...
(the other one is a boy dressed in armor and carrying a sword, with black hair, is Lunar Hawke, who is also
seven)
<Taiki> The sentence above, has lots of commas, also it is not really a sentence.
Sailor Star Breaker - We already know....
<Yaten> ..how sucky this 'fic is.
<Makoto> Please say they all go nuts and kill each other. Please..
<Ami> *shakes underneath desk and sings softly* Du.. du hast.. du hast miiich...
<Usagi> Ami, you speak German?? Wow!
(the two newcomer's are now watching as Destroyer chews out Karell)
Sailor Star Destroyer - ....and another thing if you ever try something like that again....
Karell - ....well, you wouldn't have been so suprised if you had been talking to me these....
<Rei> Must we listen to every meaningless conversation?
Sailor Star Horizen - (looking at Breaker) Why is Sis yelling at Karell again?
<Usagi> *as Breaker* Maybe because he tried to kill her?
<Minako> ... and didn't succeed, so she's stuck in this lousy fanfic forever and she's pissed off. Hey,
I would be too if I were in this miserable thing.
Sailor Star Breaker - Sis thinks that Karell almost killed her with his new attack even though he *told*
her that it wouldn't have harmed her much.
Lunar Hawke - (to Horizon and Breaker) Don't they ever grow up? You'd think they were a couple or
something.
<Yaten> All together!
<All> FORESHADOWING!
Destroyer and Karell - (stop arguing, look at each other, then look at Hawk, and together yell) HAWK!!!
<Seiya> And, not suprisingly, a large hawk in need of lunch swoops down and grabs him.
<Yaten> No, they don't yell 'HAWK!!!', they yell 'LUNEAR!!!'
Lunar Hawke - (blushing) Well, it's true...
<Makoto> Why the hell's HE blushing?? That girly man!
Sailor Star Breaker - Horizon, Hawk, are you guys finished with your training?
Sailor Star Horizon - Yes.
Lunar Hawke - Yeah, Why?
<All> WHY? WHY US??
Star Breaker - Hey, Karell, Destroyer you guys done arguing yet?
Star Destroyer and Karell - (both turning red) YES!
Star Breaker - Fine, then let's
<Rei> end the fanfic!
<Yaten> All go nuts and kill each other!
try out a little target practice.
Everybody - YES!!
<All> *groan* NO!!
(the five teens walk over the shooting area, to try out their different powers)
Karell - I will run it. (she walks over to the control panel and pushes a button
<Yaten> And I will kill myself. *attempts to strangle himself with his keyboard wire*
(targets, who suspiciously look the Sailor Scouts long dead enemies,
<Seiya> Seiya, who strangely enough want out of whacked up AN's long boring painful story.
<Yaten> *gives up and starts repeatedly knocking his head against the screen of his computer*
appear in front of them moving in different directions and shooting different weapons at them and they
start dodging all of the weapons)
(Star Destroyer stands and powers up)
Star Destroyer - (shouts) STAR UNIVERSE IMPLODE!!
<Minako> Ooh, what an intelligent word! Not just explode, but IMPLODE!
<Taiki> I bet you 5 bucks the author doesn't know what it means.
<Usagi> *is reduced to rocking back and forth and crying softly in her chair* No point, no point,
fanfic's got no point, on and on forever...
(beams of of light in the shape of crescent moons and stars leave her hands and hit the targets she aims
at causing them to explode
<Ami> Humm. I was quite sure that by uttering 'implode', the crescent moons and stars would implode,
not explode.
<Taiki> We should lower our standards for 'fics of this calibur.
in brilliant lights.)
Star Breaker - (shouts) STAR GALACTIC ENERGY SURROUND!!
<Seiya> *joins Ami under his desk*
<Yaten> Your kids have got one great big problem with using lame attack phrases, Seiya...
(ribbons of light leave Breaker's hands and hit targets that looks like Queen Beryl and her Generals)
Star Horizen - (shouts) STAR PLUTONIUM IGNITE!!
<Ami> Funny, I was quite sure that stars could not contain plutonium.
Lunar Hawke - LUNAR PREY POWER!!
<Rei> Dorky attack phrase POWER!
<Seiya> *sniffs from under his desk; loud banging follows*
(shimers of light
<Usagi> Ami-chan, what's a shimer?
<Ami> I believe only the whacked up author can tell us that.
in the shapes of animals leave Hawkes sword and hit the targets of the animate Scouts,
<Minako> WHAT?? The Animamates were never in the NA version..!!
<Makoto> And they weren't scouts, neither.
<Both> Pick one version and STICK TO IT!
tearing them apart)
(after thirty minutes of fighting off their targets, they all are tired)
<Makoto> *mimics Celestials* Man, those pieces of cardboard just keep getting harder and harder to defeat!
Karell - Why don't we call it a day and go back to the palace?
Lunar Hawke - (out of breath) Oh...Okay.
Star Destroyer - Fine with me.
Star Horizon - Same here.
<Minako> I object. *raises hand*
Star Breaker - (out of breath, and tired) The minute I get to my room I'm going to sleep till dinner time.
<All> Good for you!
(all five teens get up and change out of their outfits.)
<Seiya> Say, what were they doing on the ground??
<Ami> Do we want to know? No! >_<
Star Destroyer changes into the oldest child in the royal family, Princess Chimera.
Star Breaker turns into middle child, Princess Crystal.
Star Horizon transforms back into Princess Reeny,
<Usagi> Umm... didn't they spell it 'Reenie' earlier?
<Mamoru> Yes, but remember, crappy fanfic authors have the right to change names and words whenever they
want to.
or Star as the others always called her.
<Minako> Doh! That annoying middle name business again!
Lunar Hawke transforms back into Prince Miachel (or Darien).
<Mamoru> Blech. -.- So long as he isn't named Prince Mamoru, I'm happy.
While Karell changes into his alter ego, Peter Tenou, the adopted son of Haruka and Michiru Tenou.
*A bright flash of blue light flares beside the lonely, vacant corner where Michiru and Haruka's computers
sit unattended. Two figures flicker in beside them.*
<Haruka and Michiru> Huh?? How did we end up in here? *both look around and blink, adjusting to the light*
<Yaten> The incredibly bad timing and the horrible method of bringing the outer senshi-
<Minako> ..who were _not_ in the NA version, which this author is supposed to be referring to!
<Yaten> -into the fanfic by mentioning your adoptive son, 'Peter'-
<All> *snicker*
<Yaten> -must have brought you into the review. Too bad for you.
<Haruka> *rubs eyes* We were sleeping, damn it! I demand my rights... you bastard..! *shakes fist sleepily
at the door*
<Michiru> Oh well.. we're stuck here for now, and we might as well get used to this happening frequently.
<Haruka> Damn it... *sniffs and drops into her chair, cringing slightly as the computer boots up and the
fanfic appears*
(they leave the training area and head back to the palace where they split up)
<Minako> Gee, who'd have guessed that Haruka and Michiru's future adoptive son ends up looking like Alan
from the Doom Tree series?
<Rei> The more important question: Where on earth did they find this kid?
<Seiya> And you thought minority adoptions were decreasing..
Crystal - See you later, everyone.
Chimera - See you at dinner.
Reenie - Bye.
<All> Good riddance.
<Minako> Well, whadda ya know, her name changed yet again!
Darien - (yells) I'm going to take a bath and go to bed and stay there until dinner!!
<Usagi> *replies* Shutup! Who gives two hoots!?!
<Mamoru> Like they care about every single detail of your personal life.
<Makoto> Darien should go to his room. And go to bed. And stay there. Forever.
Peter/Karell - Good night girls, Darien.
<Mamoru> What the hell are 'good night girls'?
<Yaten> You want to know what I'm thinking?
<Rei> No thanks, Mr. Pervert. We really, really don't.
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(As the five children leave the arena, the mysterios figure
<Taiki> -_-;
from before watches them leave and is shocked at kind of power the moon children wielded)
<Seiya> Is shocked at how boring fanfics can be.
<Yaten> Is hellbent on getting out of this evil place.
<Makoto> Is also bent on getting out of evil place.
??? - I can't believe what I just saw!!
<All> We can't believe what we just read!
<Rei> *is tying Taiki's hair into braids with little pink bows out of extreme boredom* Actually, I can.
Five kids were able to do things as Sailor Senshi that would take a normal Senshi months to perfect,
while it....
(she can hear the sound of her beeper go off, pulls it out, reads the message, then calls the number that
was left on the beeper)
<All> What the hell??!
??? - Yes?
<Yaten> Well well, Seiya! You're making a cameo in the 'fic yet again!
<Minako> *picks up phone* Yeah, I prank called you. What you gonna do about it? Ha ha! *hangs up*
(the voice on the other end of the phone belongs to Empress Ozuara)
<Yaten> Oh.. nevermind, man. It isn't you, I don't think...
<Rei> Or is it..?
*both look at Seiya*
<Seiya> *peers out from under his desk* NO, I am NOT Empress Ozuhara or whatever the hell her name is,
and you know it!
Empress Ozuara - Jammer, did you get the information I wanted about the children that belong to Neo Queen
Serenity's court?
Jammer - Yes my liege.
<Minako> I just realized something. The weird villain-type person has a beeper.
<Rei> So?
<Minako> I dunno... I'm not used to villains using human technology! It's just so.. incredibly lame.
Besides, I thought they had that mental thing going. Telekinesis or something.
Empress Ozuara - Good then come back and bring it to me so that I may review it myself. Empress Ozuara out!!
<Seiya> Kirk out!
<Yaten> McCoy out! *hesitates, then looks to Taiki*
<Taiki> *sighs*.... alright.. Spock out. *grumbles*
<Seiya and Yaten> Heh heh! Mr. Spock!
(the phone goes dead)
<Makoto> That witch! She killed the phone!!
<All> *gasp* NO!
(as she prepares to transport herself out of there, she start thinking to herself)
<Taiki> Taiki start thinking to himself, he need to find another line of work and get out of hellish
fanfic dungeon.
Jammer - Should I tell Empress Ozuara about the power Neo Queen Serenity's own children pocess
<Ami> Pocess? POCESS? Goddess, I can't take this!! >_<
or should I keep it a secret?
<Minako> Don't ask us... it's not like we care or anything.
(Jammer dissappears in a ball of light)
<All> *without enthusiasm* Yay.
<Yaten> Never to appear again!
<All> YAY!!! Party time!
Jammer - I think I will keep it a secret and see how Empress Ozuara reacts when she finds out herself.
<Yaten> Or in other words, the author wants to try to build up curiosity about the amazing and shocked
reaction that the Queen is sure to have when one of the Celestials kills her in the following episodes,
due to a lack of understanding on Jammer's part of the purpose of a spy, thus finding out very important
imformation and keeping it to herself for no other reason than sheer idiocy, and seeing as the queen will
never expect the 'moon children' to defeat her without the knowledge that Jammer for SOME reason doesn't
feel the need to give her, she ultimately will be destroyed in the last chapter.
*takes a deep breath*
<Makoto> Now there's a way to ruin a bad 'fic. Go and tell everyone the ending in the second chapter!
Way to go Yaten!
*high fives Yaten*
<Taiki> I must admit, I'm quite astounded, Yaten! Good job!
<Yaten> Aw, shucks. 'Twernt nuthin. *sheepish grin*
To Be Continued
<Seiya> *hesitantly comes back out from under his desk; spots part two of the story* Well, darn. I
thought it was over... *turns and heads back under*
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