Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z, Part 3
in which nothing really happens, except for Yaten and Minako making fun of Seiya's children.
<princess_yaten@usa.net>
<Seiya> Ha ha, Yaten. You're a princess.
<Taiki> *snickers* P-princess Yaten! Hee hee hee! >.<
<Yaten> *grumbles* ...Fruitcakes.
Sorry everyone for it taking so long before I wrote the next chapter of my story.
<All> *in unexcited tones* We forgive you.
I've been so busy lately that I've forgotten all about it and I have never been able to find the time
until now. So I hope you all like this new chapter.
<Seiya> I'm sure we'll love it. We always do, right, guys?
<All> Yeah! *loaded with false enthusiasm*
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Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Z
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The Futures Shocking New Destiny
Written By: A.N.
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Chapter 2: Plans are Formed
-Somewhere in a Dark Dimension-
<Yaten> -11 tortured souls are holed up in a dark room, reading dumbass fanfiction all day?
<Michiru> Gotta love that descriptive, enthralling setting.. 'somewhere in a Dark Dimension'. *rolls eyes*
Jammer has arrived in a throne room, in another universe,
<Minako> But they said it was a Dark Dimension, not universe!
and she bows before her empress who sits on the throne before her.
"You may rise, Jammer." Empress Ozuara commands.
<Seiya> *dons a mariachi hat and a serapi*
<Taiki> ..?
Jammer stands up, and pulls out a file and holds it up. "Here is the information you requested that I get
on the children of Neo Queen Serenity's court.
<Seiya> *opens his serapi and points to a bunch of glittery items hanging on the inside of it* Yo, you
wan' you should buy some genuine sailor senshi henshin items? I get 'em off some hapless sailor senshi
who dun' need 'em anyway.
<Minako> *panicks* Hey, those're our henshin sticks!!
<Ami> And our communicators!
<Makoto> THIEF!
<Seiya> *giggles malevolently and runs away*
<Makoto> Don't just sit there, give chase! The fiend's going to hock our henshin items!! *jumps on Seiya
and slaps him silly with her mousepad*
<Seiya> Ooh! Ouch! Okay!! Okay! I give back! I give! *flings the henshin items back to everyone*
Darn... nutbunnies.
<Haruka> *gets hit in the head with a watch* Zzz...Uwaah!!! Hurr...? *snorts and goes back to sleep*
<Michiru> *sighs*
And I have also gotten info on her own children."
With a nod of her head, a servant moves from Empress Ozuara's side and move
<Taiki> AAAUGHH!!!! THE REDUNDANCY OF IT ALL!! >.<
and walks down the steps toward Jammer, and takes the files from her then returns to Ozuara's side and
hands her the files.
<Yaten> As opposed to returning to her side and NOT giving her the files, just to make her mad?
Ozuara takes the files from her servant and places them on a table next to her throne. "You have done
well, Jammer." Ozuara says. "I want you to return to your post in Crystal Tokyo tomorrow, and cotinue to
report back to me on what the senshi brats are doing next." A frown appears of Ozuara.
<Rei> Oh, and that makes a whole lot of sense...
<Yaten> A frown appears of Yaten as he realizes how much longer this fanfiction is.
"I want to know everything about them. Find whatever you can on all of them."
<Yaten> Find whatever you can on 'em, even if you have to strip search 'em!
<Michiru> You'd like that, wouldn't you...
"I want the Dark Crystal Kingdom to be triumpant when the day comes for us to attack You are dismissed!"
<Taiki and Ami> Spelling error and run-on!! *twitch*
<Seiya> *from under desk* How I wish they would be triumpant, too.
Ozuara says. "This time we will not fail to
take over Earth, unlike our predecessors did 1,000 years ago.
<Ami> *states matter-of-factly* Actually, in 1999 the Dark Kingdom had already been defeated 6 years
previously.
Jammer bows to Ozuara respectfully. "It as you command, empress."
<Yaten> It boring as hell.
<Mamoru> It still going to be boring as hell until it over and done with... that not going to happen
any time soon.
<Usagi> It grammar incredibly bad.
Then Jammer vanishes in a flash of light.
<All> *clap* Yay!
Empress Ozuara then picks up the files and disappears back into the darkness, heading to her chambers.
********
Jammer reappears in what looks like a cafe, where monsters, aliens and humans were dining.
<Makoto> A la Star Wars, the cafe scene.
After looking around she spots a table that has 4 people sitting at it, and she walks over to it and
pulls up a seat and sits down.
<Yaten> As opposed to walking over to it, kicking the patrons in the shins, and laughing insanely for no
good reason.
<Rei> So what they're saying is that if the table has four people, she has automatic sitting rights.
<Makoto> *as Jam* Ah, a table with _4_ random people who I've never seen before in my life! Now if
there were _3_ random people, I'd have been worried.
The occupants at the table were 2 men and 2 women. 1 of the men and one of the girls looked identical to
each other.
<Ami> And this matters because...?
<Rei> It doesn't. Just a random fact. *shrugs*
The first two were twins.
<Taiki> I believe here again we are dealing with the author's incredible ability to make anything and
everything redundant..
The boy named Rock, and his sister's name is Roll.
<All> *facefault*
They both had on leather pants and jackets with the words "Dark Crystal Kingdom Rules," printed in bold
red letters on the backs of the jacket, they both had golden hair and sea blue green eye.
<Makoto> *raises eyebrows* Cyclops that share one eye and are walking advertisements for a takeoff of
the Dark Kingdom from the first season of the show?
<Ami> That's what it appears to be... *looks a little queasy*
<Usagi> I'm just waiting for one of these fanfics to do a 'children of the Negaverse' type thing. Or
name the main villainous HQ something like VeryDark Kingdom.
<Seiya> Or the VeryBlack Moon Family.
Sitting across the next of the women sitting at the table
was a woman
<Yaten> What??
<Taiki> The woman is sitting on the other women, who in turn are sitting at the table, stupid.
in her early or late 20's ,
<Usagi> Make up your mind!!
<Mamoru> So in other words, she's in her twenties.
with long red-gold hair tied in a ponytail, and bright
violet eyes. She wore a blue jumpsuit, with small chains and weapons attached to it. Her name is Sharra.
<All> Hi, Sharra!
And the last in the group was a man with silver hair and blue eyes sitting next, he wore an outfit that
was completely black, with no colors showing.
<Ami> I suppose not, if it's black, since black is, well, black...
His name is Salazar.
<All> Hel-LO, Salazar!
<Seiya> And welcome to Crappy Fanfic Villains Anonymous! :)
The 4 were deep in conversation when Jammer joined them at their table and they all turn their attention
on her.
<Taiki> *appears to choke* The verb tense...!!
Rock is the one who breaks the silence and asks. "So how did your assignment go, Jammer? Did you get the
information that Ozuara wanted of you?" Rock asks.
<Yaten> Yaten asks, how much more of this torture must we endure? Yaten asks.
<Seiya> *bangs head on underside of the desk*
<Ami> *shakes it enough to rattle the keyboard off*
Jammer sits down at the table, and gets the attention of one of the waiters, and orders a salad and a soda.
<Minako> So, the Dark Crystal Kingdom has salads and sodas, and cafes, and people, despite the fact that
it is supposed to be an alternate evil universe.
<Ami> With no real purpose other than researching people, granted, but still...does this mean the author
doesn't have enough creativity to come up with an _interesting_ evil kingdom?
<Yaten> That's the look of it.
<Minako> So if _I_ wanted to write a pitiful 'fic, all I'd have to do to come up with the idea for a
villain and his surroundings is look out my window and describe what I see, only with the word 'evil'
attached to it?
<Yaten> Yeah.
<Rei> The 'evil' villain slowly walked his 'evil' dog down the 'evil' street. Ta daah!
<Minako> Congratulations! You just made the basis for a new fanfic villain!
<Haruka> Cut the pointless drivel!
<Minako> Are you speaking to us or the author, Haruka-san? *oblivious expression*
After the waiter leaves she answers Rock's question.
<Yaten> As opposed to NOT answering his question just to make him mad?
"Yeah I got what the Empress wanted. And she wants me to go back to Earth to learn more about the moon
brats."
Sharra leans over onto the table so that she rested her head on her hands as she stares at Jammer. "So
when do you have to go back? Maybe you might have some time before you have to go back to Earth to spend a
few days here." she says.
<Mamoru> Uh oh. Lemon/Yuri fanfic! I knew it!
"Sorry, Shar. But Empress Ozuara wants me to go back immediately starting tomorrow." Jammer says, a
disappointed look on her face. "And you guys know how she gets when she wants something done immediatley."
"Yeah, Jam. We all know how the empress is like." Roll answers before any of ther others do.
"I think Empress Ozuara is working you too hard, Jammer." Shalazar says. "We hardly get to see you anymore
around here since you were appointed as spy for the empress."
<Mamoru> *as Shalazar* Not that we're complaining.
Jammer looks at her friends sitting around her with a bemused look on her face. "It's nothing to worry
about you guys." she says insistingly.
<Taiki> -which of course is not a real word, but we'll let that slide since we're almost done with this
piece of excretement fanfic.
"I knew when I took on the job of working for the Empress, things wouldn't be the same as it used to be.
<Makoto> *as Jammer* Because I knew I would be working for the empress, as opposed to NOT working for
the empress, so it was different.
<Yaten> Exactly.
I even told you guys that. And I've been too busy working to come see you guys." she includes.
<Minako> So, who's complaining?
Before anyone could say anything else, the waiter came just back,
<Ami> *leans out from under desk* Came just back?
<All> Came just back!
bringing their orders to them, and then leaving the table after serving them.
<Seiya> As opposed to bringing their orders to them, then rubbing salad in their faces and leaving again?
*spoken somewhat sullenly from beneath desk*
<Taiki> Or NOT bringing their orders to them and leaving the table in a fit of hysterics for no real reason.
They eat their dinners and after a few moments, they all begin standing up and getting ready to leave.
<Rei> As opposed to eating their dinners and NOT getting ready to leave, depriving the other villains
waiting to be seated at a table... probably just to make them mad.
<Makoto> Aprroximate eating time: 5.6 seconds!
"Well, I might as well get going, I'm going to need a lot of rest before tomorrow comes, if I'm going to
be heading back to Crystal Tokyo." Jammer says. "I'll see you guys the next time I'm in the kingdom."
Sharra, Rock, Roll, and Salazar all said their goodnights and got ready to leave also, and they all
teleported out of the cafe after paying their bill.
<Mamoru> Such _civilized_ evil people... they even pay before leaving.
<Minako> Evil people have _money_?! Is it like, Dark Kingdom Dollars, or what? *shakes fists angrily*
<Usagi> Is everyone else as bored out of their minds as I am??
<All> Yes! -_-
********
Jammer reappears in her living room in her home, and heads for her bedroom where she changes into a white
night gown,
<Yaten> And now, live from the Dark Crystal Kingdom, it's 'Living' with Martha Stewart!
<Minako> Today we'll be observing a night in the life of a typical villain, whom we have affectionately
dubbed "Dorky". Watch as she warily sheds her outer layers in exchange for lighter, more camouflaged
ones... apparently she is planning to retire to her den for the night.
<Yaten> I sure as heck hope she doesn't notice the camera crew in her kitchen.
and laid down on the bed, after heading toward the kitchen for something to drink.
<Yaten> Oh no! 0_0 Evacuate the camera crew!!
<Usagi> Is it just me, or does it seem weird to you guys that villains have personal lives?
<All> *nod*
<Makoto> Not only that, but it's boring, too.
<Mamoru> I kind of figured villains existed only for the sole purpose of disposing of the good guys.
It's an international mantra burned into their brains or something.
<Rei> I don't like the idea of neo-Dark Kingdom villains living normal lives... I'm so used to evil
empires being kinda dark, no electricity or running water, that sort of thing..
'So, what if things are different about me?' Jammer wonders to herself.
<Usagi> Yeah, so what?
<Minako> You're a villain, who cares about your personal life! You shouldn't even HAVE one. Or a cute
little house, either.
<Makoto> Guys, this is the worst 'fic bad guy yet, I'll tell you what.
<Ami> *shakily* She's not even a villain. All she does is take notes, defect to some head honcho on a
big chair, and hang out with her loser friends at a cafe in a 'Dark Dimension'. Sounds like an
anti-villain to me..
<All> *gasp*
'It's not like I've completely changed. I'm the same person I've always been, but now I'm working for
Empress now,
<Taiki> And now I'm going to be Puking now..
<Usagi> You're NOT A PERSON!! >_<
and I can't let anything mess up what I now have or else I might loose it all, including my very life.'
<All> Huh?! *facefault*
<Taiki> 'loose' it? Excuse me?? 'LOOSE' it?
<Taiki and Ami> Spelling error!! *both clench fists angrily, though no one can tell that Ami is doing it
because she is temporarily residing under Seiya's desk*
<Taiki> *runs to the bathroom, presumably throws up, and returns* Aaauuwww...
Jammer thinks as her eyes slowly began to close as sleep settled into her tired body.
<Seiya> Bed time for hard-working villains everywhere..
<Taiki> Verb tense, damn you! VERB TENSE!!
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- Crystal Tokyo -
The moon children have already finished their dinner and are heading for their rooms for bed. They all
were tired from their training exercise they had gone through earlier today and now all they wanted to do
was go to sleep.
<Makoto> But we won't let them! >:D
<Yaten> *bangs a bunch of pots together*
<Rei> That's right! We'll put them through what they're putting us through!! *honks a bicycle horn
repeatedly*
<Taiki> *pulls out a fog horn*
"Good night you guys." Chimera calls as she stops outside her bedroom door to look at her younger siblings
who also stop to look at her.
<Minako> That just gives off a general eerie feeling.. 0_0
<Taiki> Apparently, our approach is not working. The fanfic inhabitants can't hear us.
*All drop their instruments*
"Tomorrow we should take it easy, and cancel tomorrow morning's practice until late in the afternoon,
okay?"
<Yaten> Yeah, man. Those cardboard villains really gave us the ol' run-through today.
<Seiya> *as Michael* What a drag, man. I still can't believe we lost to a bunch of pieces of cardboard...
I ache in places one shouldn't! Better cancel the afternoon practice and reschedule it to 2 weeks from
last Friday. :P
"Fine with me, Chiemra." Crystal says as she turns to continue through the door of her bedroom after
hearing Chimera's announcement.
<All> Who's Chiemra??
<Taiki> Must be another case of the 'multiple names' type thing.
<All> -.- Must be.
Star and Michael turn and answer at the same time also. "It's fine with us too."
<Seiya> Blegh.. quit living in your older siblings' shadows! Think for youselves!
<Yaten> Why's it matter to you? *peers under desk and pokes Seiya*
<Seiya> It doesn't!.. I.. uh, just want them to go ahead and get the story over with, that's all...
*reddens*
"I don't think I would be able to wake up tomorrow morning after today.
<Yaten> I assume this means you could wake up the tomorrow morning after next Thursday.
I probably won't wake up until mid afternoon." Michael says.
<Makoto> Try not waking up. Ever.
"That goes double for me too." Star pipes in.
<Usagi> *replies* Shutup! Who asked you?!
<Rei> Yes, eternal sleep. Good. The more main characters die, the quicker the story will end.
Chimera smiles at the twins when she hears them say this. "Then it is agreed that we will start practice
tomorrow afternoon. Is that okay with you Crystal?" Chimera shouts while banging on Crystals door, and
hearing her sisters muffled response through the door, she turned to head back toward her own door.
<Seiya> And walked right into it. BAM!
<Yaten> Do you enjoy ridiculing your children?
<Seiya> *growls* They are not my children!
<Minako> He's just in denial. Bad 'fics can do that to you. *giggles*
"Well then, good night you guys. And see you tomorrow." Chimera says cheerily as she enters her room and
shuts the door behind her, and she could hear the sounds of other doors down the hall opening and closing
after hers.
<Taiki and Ami> .... -_-
<Minako> *rolls eyes* So after she shuts her door, they randomly open and close theirs.
<Makoto> Yeah, to make sure that the doors are securely locked. 'Cause it's always the oldest one who
snaps, goes haywire and murders the young ones in their sleep in this kind of 'fic...
<Usagi> Makoto-chan?? 0.0
Chimera lets dresses in a night gown t-shirt that went past her legs,
<All> What?! *sweatdrop*
and then climbs into bed to go to sleep.
<Yaten> As opposed to climbing in to stay awake.
She falls asleep instantly with in a few seconds.
<Makoto> As opposed to NOT falling asleep instantly and sleepwalking into her siblings' rooms and
murdering them all in their peaceful slumber.
<All> *back away from Makoto*
To Be Continued...
<All> NOOOOO!!!!!
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