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Stellar Sailors by Sailor Cirrus ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 2 More scouts? I thought there was only 9 planets. <Setsuna> And I though there was only so many imbeciles in the fanfic business that were stupid enough to screw up subject-verb agreement. This looks to be one of them. "Ami look!" Serena and Ami had gone out to look at the stars that night and Serena spotted a comet like thing trailing through the sky. <Rei> And Serena is her usual intellectual and detailed description-giving self. 'Comet looking thing'. *rolls eyes* "What is that?" <Usagi> You just said it was a comet looking thing, you ditzy 'fic Serena! <Ami> *slowly drags herself back in the room and over to her seat* <Minako> Look who's back! Did you have fun? <Ami> Oh, loads... *hiccups miserably* <Makoto> *slaps her heartily on the back* Well, betcha feel better after ralfing, don't ya! <Ami> *.* Euugh.... "It looks like a comet, but all my books say a comet won't be coming by for another ten years or so." <Ami> *snaps her head up* WRONG! Comets are constantly zipping past Earth, buffoon fanfic Ami.. *growls at computer* You, of all people, should know that. "It looks like its going to land here!" <Haruka> No no, that would be called a 'UFO', not 'comet looking thing'. "Your right Serena! Let's move, quickly!" <Usagi> It's fanfic Serena's right to move, quickly? <Makoto> Hence the reason 'fic Ami bestowed the right upon you. *nodding* A perfectly round metal ship like thing crash-landed on the ground. <Haruka> Told you so. Serena and Ami had transformed into scouts after they ran and they had come back. <Minako> Ran to where? <Yaten> No doubt they ran to the local 7-11 for some sustenance. "You better not touch it Sailor Moon. <Haruka> Everybody now! <All> FORESHADOWING! <Haruka> Well done, senshi. I am going to call the other scouts." "What do you think it is Mercury?" <Ami> Err, I'm not sure... a UFO, perhaps? <Makoto> Duh.... >_< "It looks like a satellite or spaceship, just don't touch anything the scouts will be here in a moment." <Usagi> But _they're_ scouts, and they're there already! <Haruka> There aren't any REAL scouts in this fanfic. They're only stand-in scouts. <Usagi> Oh... Sailor Mercury was scanning the ship and not paying attention to Sailor Moon <Minako> Sailormoon felt ignored and misunderstood.. and so Sailor Moon reached out and pushed a blinking button on the ship. <Minako> She needed attention! And you didn't give that to her!! *glares at Ami* So she reached out and communicated with you with the only method she knew how to use... <All> How unlike Serena to do so! *shocked gasps and false looks of surprise ensue* "Sailor Moon, don't! Something inside is alive!" <Haruka> The carnivorous scout-devouring thing from outer space! It was to late the heavy metal door slid open on the side and the hypersleep was broken. Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury watched as five girls in fukus clambered out of the spaceship. "They're scouts!" Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury said in unison. <Ami and Usagi> Our fanfic counterparts are _so_ smart! <Haruka> If they're scouts, how come they're wearing fukus? Only sailor SENSHI wear fukus. "We're here everyone! What's up?" <Usagi> Oh, not much. We just found some kind of freaky alien ship thingy out in the backyard. Sailor Venus and Jupiter made the scene with the cats Luna and Atermis. <Minako> Did you hear that, Mako-chan? We made a scene with Luna and Artemis! ^.^ <Makoto> What kind of scene, we do not know. They stood mouth agape at the sight of the five new Sailors standing before them. <Minako> Hmmph. Moronic 'fic counterparts... standing with their mouth agape... "What's going on here?" another voice was added to all the confusion as three more Scouts appeared. <Setsuna> Oh no. Please, don't let it be us... "Hi!" Sailor Celestial held her hand out. "We don't know who you are but we don't want you in our galaxy!" Sailor Uranus stepped forward and glared. <Setsuna> Kuso!! <All> Setsuna-san! Obscenity, from you? <Haruka> My fanfic counterpart is easily aggitated, isn't she. <All> *nod* 0.0 <Michiru> How did Uranus know they came from another galaxy..? They could just as easily have been from a nearby planet or system.... "We don't mean you any harm." Nova tried. <Haruka> Tried... and failed. *dark expression* "Really, this all a misunderstanding," Cirrus explained. "Who are you then?" "We're the Stellar Sailors," Vortex said. <Usagi> Never heard of you. *grins* Ahh, it feels so good to finally say that to someone else instead of them saying it to me, for once! "Stellar Sailors? Well, we're the Scouts and we don't want you near our princess," Sailor Jupiter threatened. <Seiya> *wakes up* Whuh? Oh, that's right, stay away from our princess. *wheels his chair over beside Taiki's defensively and snickers* <Yaten> Zzz.... <Makoto> *exasperated frown* Oh, scary threat. Way to go, fanfic Jupiter! I bet you scared the boots off those Un-Stellar Sailors!! "We don't want your princess!" Sailor Celestial managed. <Rei> *as bad 'fic Mars* Neither do we. Wanna have her? 'Cause you can feel free to take her along with you.. <Usagi> Rei-chan! Waaaaah!! ;_; <Makoto> She meant the one in the fanfiction, dear... "Well, we don't want you near her." Uranus glared at them more. <Haruka> Glare, glare! Feel the burn! "Uranus world shaking!" <Michiru> There's no 'Uranus' in front of 'world shaking' in her attack. *disapproving stare* <Haruka> Yes there is. <Michiru> Half the time! <Makoto> Does it matter? No. Forget about it. <Both> *begrudgingly* Okay... "Crap!" <All> *chorus* Crap... crap..... Sailor Celestial tried her hardest to keep her balance but it wasn't working. <Haruka> Eat my planetary power, you non-gravitationally-adept morons! Ha! >: ) "Cirrus get us the hell out of here!" <Minako> *raises her hand* Us too, please. Sailor Cirrus smiled from under her black glasses and lifted her hands over her head. She spun around elegantly a shower of sparkles <Usagi> Ooh, pretty lights! *claps* <Haruka> So she has time to do all this in spite of the fact that I already shot my attack at them and it would have hit them by now.... began to rain down on the scouts her hands spread apart before her. <Ami> Brilliant run-on there... three whole sentences rolled into one. Good goddess, we're being abused and overexposed. <Michiru> We MUST speak with Professor Pendrell! <All> *nod vigorously* "Cirrus…White Dwarf…Translocation!" <Rei> Coming up next on Springer, "Sailor Cirrus... a White Dwarf... and Other Spicy Secrets!" Don't translocate, we'll be right back after these commercials. and as the sparkling shower fell to the ground <Haruka> ..and landed on top of Sailormercury, who happened to have a chronic phobia of shower stalls falling on her... <Ami> Whaaaaa..? <Haruka> The poor girl never saw it coming. <Usagi> I won't ask... -_-; the Stellar sailors disappeared from the Sailor Scouts' view. "Where'd they go Sailor Mercury?" Sailor Venus asked. "I can't get a trace on them its as if they were never there." <Haruka> Did it ever occur to you that they might NOT have been there? <Michiru> You could be hallucinating. <Ami> Our prosaic 'fic counterparts are obviously having an LSD flashback. <All> *nod* Sailor Uranus tossed her short blond hair from her face. <Haruka> Wait, hair, come back! Come back to my head! I don't want to be bald! <Michiru> She did WHAT now?? <Makoto> I imagine they were tryin' to say that you flipped your hair back, instead of hurling it off your head and away from your face. <Minako> Nova, 1. Vortex, 1. 'Fic Haruka, 1. Starchild, 0. I like this! "I think perhaps we should talk to Setsuna about this. These were Sailor scouts and there is a reason why they are here." <Haruka> But they're not still HERE, you moron fanfic Uranus!! <Ami> And your verb tense switches are a little rough, fanfic Uranus... ____________________________ <Rei> The end! Yipee! <Setsuna> No disclaimers? <Usagi> No author's inane ramblings? <All> No nothing? <Haruka> I guess we're through here, then.