Duo's Thoughts
<Duo> *small voice* Help meeee... I'm all aloooone...
<Trowa> *Duo's Thoughts* Umm... I really should tell Quatre that
he forgot to put on his pants this morning. Umm...
<Wufei> *Duo's Thoughts* Ooh, Heero in a pink dress!..
<Duo> *cringes* How did you know about that?
By Blue Violet
I never ever thought that this would happen.
<Duo> I can't believe it! Strom Thurmond finally died!
<Heero> Who is this Strom Thurmond?
<Wufei> I'm confused now.
<Quatre> Isn't it amazing that five people from completely different ethnic and
cultural backgrounds can communicate so WELL like this?
<All> *scoffing ensues*
It seems very unlikely. Me, Duo Maxwell in love with Heero Yuy?
<All> 0_0
<Duo> Damn! They're on to us!
Me, Shinigami
<Heero> Me Perfect Soldier.
<Trowa> Me French Clown Who Never Speak None.
<Quatre> I thought you were Russian!
in love with that, that Perfect Soldier?
<Duo> Um.. THAT Perfect Soldier? Or THAT Perfect Soldier? *point* Oh, it's so
hard to decide.
I couldn't believe this at first.
<Duo> I mean, the odds of that duck just _landing_ there on Trowa's head like
that--
<Trowa> Phenomenal.
I mean, this isn't what you would call a match made in heaven, right?
<Quatre> Match made in a dirty yaoi-fan's mind, sure.
<Wufei> Match made in hell also works, too.
You know, it's kinda weird ar first -
<Heero> --trying to understand what vague, vague message the author is trying to
get across...
<Duo> Oh.. just maybe that.. we're gay? *snort* -_-
falling for another boy...
<Duo> *CLUNK* OW! Damn you, Heero Yuy!
<Quatre> Oh, stop that. You'll hurt yourself.
but you'll understand if you knew what Heero looked like. He's very attractive.
<All> Mmmm yeah.
He's a god.
<Trowa> A Venus, an Adonis...
<Quatre> God of Death?
<Duo> No, that's _my_ job!
<Heero> Worship me. Grovel at my feet, tiny, powerless humans. I am Heero Yuy, the
god of indifference.
<Wufei> You know, that really does make sense. A lot more sense than we're willing
to get into right now.
He's so sexy
<Heero> *blink*
<Duo> *averts eyes, mildly unsettled*
with his wild moss green hair
<Trowa> ..reeking of death and decay...
<Quatre> *sticks tongue out in disgust*
and those piercing cobalt blue eyes.
<Trowa> ..reflecting deadpan, endless nothing... dull death.. indifference...
<Duo> *nodnodnod* How true that is.. ^^;
But his voice is what I like the most.
<Duo> You wouldn't be saying that if you were listening to Cry For the Dream... ><
<Heero> Damaru!! *shoves Duo forcefully*
It's low and sounds so sexy.
<Trowa> Oh yeah, especially that ever-deadpan "I'll kill you"...
<Duo> Say it! Say it!
<Heero> ... omae o korosu.
<All> Ohhh! *swoon*
<Heero> ... *quirks eyebrow*
Especially when he says his trademark "Omae o korosu".
<Quatre> Seeeee?
Yep, he is definately not the nice and friendly type.
<Duo> Ha! Sez you! Lookit our boy, he couldn't get any nicer! *grabs onto Heero and
gives a thumbs-up, even as Heero is preparing to strangle him*
And he's no fun at all!
<Heero> *skips and jumps rope just to prove the point*
He spends practically every second of the day with that stupid laptop of his.
<Duo> *spitefully* Damn the laptop! Damn it!
I should just smash that thing but then Heero would
<Quatre> Probably kill you, then buy a new one.
really kill me for sure!!!
<All> And buy a new one.
<Duo> A new me or a new laptop?
<Heero> Silence. *stuffs a grenade in Duo's mouth* One more word and I'll pull the
pin out.
<Duo> 0_o Mmf...
I think he should just strangle that thing
<Trowa> What, Duo or the laptop?
<Heero> *shrug* Both?
and toss it in the trash can and spend some time with cute lil' ol' Duo.
<Heero> *looks around* "Cute lil' Duo"? I see no Cute Lil' Ol' Duos.
<Duo> -_- ....
(But of course, that would be asking too much, ne?)
<Wufei> Well now, asking him to sort your sock drawer might be pushing the limit...
don't know about spending time with him, though..
<Heero> Hey, I _always_ spend quality time with Duo. He just doesn't seem to realize
that most of it consists of sleeping and avoiding any unnecessary conversation.
<Quatre> Say, speaking of Duo, what happened to him? Is he still here? *turns around
to face Duo* Oh. *Duo twitches and alludes to the fact that he has been silenced by a
Heero Yuy Hand Grenade* So sorry. ^^;
Anyway, the point is we're total opposites. I mean, I'm Duo Maxwell the
<Heero> Chronic masturbator?
<All> 0o
<Duo> @_@ *spits out grenade* Goddamnit! I won't have you sullying the name of the
God of Death!! *pokes Heero's nose pointedly*
<Heero> ... --
clown.
<Duo> _Excuse_ me? _Clown_? Bleh.. *turns up his nose to the fic/random thing*
Uh, maybe clown is not the right word to describe myself.
<Trowa> *raises hand* Uh, one clown right here.
The resident clown is Trowa after all.
<All> *nod*
<Trowa> *jumps up and does multiple backflips to impress the readers*
OK, OK.
<Duo> *sings* Daijobu, kitto ok...
<Heero> Cry for the dream, yeah yeah yeah!
<All> *shriek in terror*
<Heero> ... --
So I'm Duo the practical joker and Heero is... like a brick wall.
<Duo> It never talks to you and when you hit it, it hurts you more than it hurts the wall.
Oh, that and it won't sleep with you.
<Quatre> Not unless you're in a yaoi-fic.
<Duo> And even then, he's still about as emotional as a brick wall.
Hard to get accross to him.
So, I guess this is what people say that opposites attract.
<All> *struck by the idea* New concept!
I know I'm attracted to Heero but is he attracted to me?
<Heero> *as deadpan as possible* Oh. Yes. I am so.. attracted.. to you.. Duo. I am so
hot for you right now. Oh yes.
<Duo> *raises eyebrows* Wow, he sounds so sincere..
Oh, I don't know. I wish I knew how Heero feels towards me. No, maybe I don't. I don't
want to be misreable
<Trowa> Misreadable? Sorta like this fic-thing...
<All> *blink* Yeah...
if I knew that he didn't like me.
<Duo> Am I a love-struck teenage girl or what? Hey, check this out. *goes into ditzy
teenage girl-mode* Oh, hee hee, I like totally love this guy and junk, but he like
totally doesn't get it and he says he's gonna kill me neeway! Isn't that, like, the
pits? Gaah!
<Quatre> My, my, my, Duo.. that was most impressive.
<Duo> Then you'll love this. *adopts a blank stare and a monotone female voice* Heero.
Heeeeero. I am stalking you. Heeeeero.
<Heero> Aah! Aah!!! *dives to the ground and frantically rolls away to an area
of relative safety behind the couch*
<Trowa> .. good lord. Out of the mouths of Shinigamis... the voice of Relena.. 0_0
But I still want to know, too! Oh, I can't decide!!
<Duo> Do the poofy pants make me look gay or not?
<Quatre> *nerdy voice* Oh, we can't have nice things!
Well, I may never know whether Heero likes me or not.
<Heero> I'll most likely kill you first.
But what I do know is that I will love him forever and ever.
<Duo> Like, totally ever! *twirls braid between fingers with a vapid,eye-rolling giggle*
Ai shiteru, Heero.
<Wufei> Ah. Amazing. They used two words of Japanese. Oh wowee. I'm just.. in awe.
<Trowa> Well, I'm beat. You'd never guess that two paragraphs could take so much out
of you. *yawns*
<Quatre> But taking into consideration the fact that they contained no real substance
whatsoever..
<All> Yeah...
<Duo> G'night. *collapses into Heero's lap and commences snoring*
<Heero> .... ¬_¬
<Wufei> And _that_ just goes to show that Heero really IS the passive one.
<Quatre> *laughs* Heero's the uke! The uke!
<Heero> WHAT??! *jumps up, thereby dumping his hinderance to the floor*
<Duo> My heeaaaaad... *_*
<Heero> I'LL KILL YOU ALLLL!!
<All> AAAAAAHHH!!!! *run screaming out of the room, leaving Duo semi-conscious on the
floor*
<Duo> *sits up, rubbing head* ..uhm.. everyone? ... where is everybody? *small voice*
I'm all alooone...
<Pendrell> Well, how was it, boy?
<Duo> Eh?? o_0
<Pendrell> Answer me, I'm the Magic Voice, damnit!
<Duo> AAAAAAIIIIIIEEE!!! >< *runs out of the room screaming madly*
<Pendrell> ..Hello?... aw.. *small voice* .. I'm all aloooone...
*END*
I think he should just strangle that thing and toss it in the trash can and spend some
time with cute lil' ol' Duo.
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