The loud cackle of Pendrell awoke Nagisa Kaworu and Ikari Shinji from their 
brief slumber. They had just arrived on the SoL.. and promptly done
a little rant riffing with Seiya and Mamoru. Now, barely twelve hours
later, they were being summoned again by the mad professor.
Shinji sat straight up and nearly screamed. 
"Unfamiliar ceiling! Not again!" he moaned, having no concept of where he was or 
why he was there.
Then he saw that he had apparently spent the night sawing logs in the same 
bed as Kaworu.
Shinji opened his mouth to scream, but thankfully Kaworu silenced him.
"Pendrell-sama. Should that little giggle of yours tell me that we should be
heading toward the theater right now?" Nagisa asked expectantly.
Pendrell chuckled.. evilly. "Aah, yes, I do hope you have fun with this. I hand-
picked it for you, Chiba and the Kou boy."
"I know it won't disappoint me," returned Kaworu, sliding out of bed with
an air of nonchalance and throwing on a pair of khakis. 
"Hmmph. We'll see, Nagisa. We'll see... HU HU HU!"
Seiya's voice echoed from down the hall. "Santa Claus?"
The sound of a pencil snapping in Pendrell's hands was just barely audible as
she said,"I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS!" And blipped off the com system.
"About time she installed some Fanfic Sign lights or something, don't you 
think?" asked Kaworu, turning to face Shinji. He noted that Shinji was still quite
flustered from finding himself in the same bed with Nagisa for a second time.
"What... wh.. why were you... uhh..." Shinji, blushing madly, wrapped himself in
the bedsheets and attempted to scamper out of the room. Kaworu nonchalantly 
stepped on the end of the sheets, holding Shinji fast in his place. 
"In case you're wondering, I didn't rape you. Now calm down, how about," he
requested simply, taking hold of Shinji's arm and pulling him off into the 
theater.
Mamoru and Seiya were already inside and waiting for the other two fellows.
Seiya, still a bit drowsy, managed a bit of a wave to the two Evangelion
characters as they entered the room. Mamoru, java in hand, was bouncing 
on the couch cushion in anticipation. 
"Fanfic. Fanfic. Fanfic," he said insistantly, sipping from the lifesource
coffee. Seiya, too, sipped on his coffee, and instantly he was alert and
focused.
"Well, good morning to you, ladies. Are we ready for a real doozy of a fic?"
chortled Pendrell happily as the fic and video came into view.
Shinji gave a hesitant thumbs up. "Ready as I'll ever be."
Mamoru and Seiya just bounced on the couch in reply, spilling coffee 
everywhere.
Kaworu shrugged. "Bring it on, Pendrell-sama."
The professor's voice held a hint of disdain in it as she concluded, "I'll
dish it if you can take it. You asked for it. Here goes!"
Kaworu and Shinji ran and took a flying leap onto the couch, landing
on the right side of Mamoru in somewhat of a tangle. Shinji, turning red
as a baboon's backside, quickly removed himself from Kaworu's area of space 
and confined himself to the far right side of the couch.
Kaworu made a disappointed face. "Don't want to cuddle?"
"AAAAHHH!! N-no!! Gah!" Shinji yelped, tucking himself into a little ball
and blushing furiously.
"Hm. Just kidding." Kaworu snickered, settling down comfortably into the red
cushions.
   

   

>>Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon: Ultra Crystal Sailors Part Two.
   

<Seiya> In a future where the senshi have split into warring clans, the Ultras 
and the Downies, only ONE will prevail.. will bright colors and stainless 
fukus save the day, or will softness and downy-freshness rule over all?
<Mamoru> Dude. What.. the... hell.. was that.
<Seiya> I dunno.. a lame joke? ^^;
   

>>Episode:65
   

<Shinji> Umm.. of what? *arches eyebrow* The series, this fanfic..?
   

>>"Sailor Purity Appears!"
   

<Kaworu> Exclamation point added to ensure the excitement of the audience.
<Shinji> And we are EXCITED. Let me tell you.
   

>>By:EchoHeart9@aol.com(The Crystal Knight)
   

<Mamoru> Ah well.. it's a good day for a self-insert..
   

>>**********************************************************
   

<Shinji> The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah...
<Mamoru> That's kind of old.
<Shinji> Bite me, Cape Boy.
   

>>Sailor Moon:Ultra Crystal Sailors is rated R and contains voilence. Read at
>>your own risk!
   

<Seiya> Umm... something witty and barbed... can't think of... nyah! Forget it! This line
stands on its own.
   

>>**********************************************************
<Kaworu> Um.. you know what? Nothing. Nothing, line. You leave me alone, I leave you alone.
   

>>Do you like this story? Do you hate it?
   

<All> No. Yes.
<Kaworu> Maybe.
   

   
>>Do you have good or bad comments about it?
   

<All> No or maybe.. yes.. uhh...
<Kaworu> Certainly.
   

>>Please put the series title and the
>>episode number and tell me what you
>>think.
>>you can e-mail me at the following places on the net:
>>EchoHeart9@aol.com
>>rookei@rickadee.net
>>crystallinamoonp@hotmail.com
>>celestialmoone@hotmail.com
>>mamoru22@theglobe.com
   

<All> OKAY...
<Seiya> That's enough email for now, don't you think?
   

>>Echoheart9@mailcity.com
>>or EchoHeart@wbs.net
   

<Seiya> What, _more_? Holy schlamoly, just how much feedback do you _expect_, darnit?
   

(Note: this e-mail is for wbs members only. If you are
>>a
>>wbs member, please e-mail me there!
   

<Mamoru> •author• If not, you can blow me.
<Shinji> Thanks for that mental image.
   

 Thanks for your time! Also Please visit
>>my
>>website(which is based on my stories) at:
>>http://members.wbs.net/homepages/e/c/h/echoheart9/enter.htm
>>Again, thanks!
   

<Mamoru> Uh.. sure!
<Seiya> What'd we do?
<Mamoru> We're being our usual spiffy selves. That's all.
   

>>**********************************************************
   

>>Ultra Crystal Sailors Part 2 is my creation and it's based on the following
>>fanfiction
>>series or anime:
   

<All> Umm.. both? 
<Shinji> •author• Oh, fanfiction, anime, same thing. 
   

   

>>Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
>>Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon:R
>>Crystal Sailors
   

<Kaworu> Beg pardon, people. but is the author basing this fanfic on another fanfic? 
By someone else?
<Seiya> I don't know. Stop asking questions that actually make us think about this.
   

   

>>Ultra Crystal Sailors Part 1
>>and Sailor Moon Universal by Jendra(Prince Tranquillity,Sailor Sol, Sailor
>>New
>>Moon and Sailor Sun is used with permission.)
   

<All> Sailor Sol.. Sailor Sun...
<Shinji> I ask you, what is the difference? Should they not be the SAME BEING?
<Mamoru> Now now, there's no point in looking for logic here. Just stop trying.
   

   
>>If you want to write a story based on CS or UCS, Please e-mail me.
   

<Mamoru> *sarcastic* Ohh, give me a moment, I really want to think THAT one over...
   

>>**********************************************************
>>Crystal Moon Palace, Tokyo, Japan. Thursday May 28, 1996 11:20 AM.
>>**********************************************************
   

<Seiya> *monotone* Quick, get the shovels. Somebody's buried May the 28th under a heavy
barrage of snowflakes.
<Kaworu> .. *slaps him* Make sense!
<Seiya> Oww!
   

>>Trogg: "Everyone had just lost Princess Crystallina to Warlord Branax.
>>Everyone was wondering  what to do next."
   

<Shinji> .. who?
<Kaworu> Damn. Not even a momentary respite before we're plunged into noncoherence.
   

   
>>Mars Guardian: "What do we do now?"
   

<Seiya> Uh.. burn the evidence?
<Kaworu> We screw up the Sailormoon continuity and introduce myriad new characters to
confuse our audience, you idiot. Weren't you paying attention when the author went over
this with us?
   

>>Neeblix: "It's time for the Gold Knight to return first."
   

<Shinji> •Neeblix• Oh, wait.. I have a goofy name. I don't want to
do this anymore. Let me out! I call for a new author! Strike! Strike!!
<Kaworu> Hmm.. Neeblix, the strong but gentle laxative. *snickers*
<Seiya> Sounds more like a nosewipe brand to me.
   

>>Kin: "Am I this Gold Knight?"
   

<Kaworu> No, you are the Knight of 4 Karats. Not quite a Knight of Gold, but 
looks just like the real thing.
<Shinji> When applied in layers of 1/100th of a millimeter thickness.
<Mamoru> Stop that. We're reviewers, not jewelers.
<Shinji> Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a chiropractor!
<Mamoru> What does THAT mean?
<Shinji> I don't know..
   

>>Neeblix: "Yes."
v
<All> No.
<Kaworu> Maybe possibly so.
   

>>Kin: "I see."
   

<Mamoru> Thrill as the intellectually-stimulating dialogue keeps you 
yearning for more. On the very edge of your sofa cushions now, aren't you? ADMIT IT!
HA HA HA...
<All> Mamoru..?
<Mamoru> *grumps* Is it too much to ask that there be a bit of dialogue longer than
three words?
   

>>Neeblix: "Are you ready Kin?"
   

<Shinji> No, I'm confused Kin. What the hell is going on here?
<Seiya> *counts* One, two, three, four. Looks like you got your wish, Mamoru!
<Mamoru> Then why do I feel like I've won.. nothing?
   

>>Kin: "Yes, let's start."
   

<Mamoru> *solemn* Hand me the Holy Roll of Toilet Paper and the Flaming 
Fruit-kebob, if you please.
   

>>Neeblix: "Okay. Gold Knight I call upon you. Your time has come.
   

<Seiya> •Neeblix• I, the Guy with Goofy Name, call upon the powers of 
flashy jewelry to vanquish you, oh self-inserty guy. 
   

>>Time for you to return so you can protect your Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki!
   

<All> Oooh...
<Seiya> I can't even fathom it. That name has beaten us out with but a 
single utterance.
   

 Return so you
>>can
>>protect the Princess that you love!"
   

<Seiya> Princess Azalyn?
<Kaworu> Rouge? Ayeka? SASAMI?
<Shinji> Princess Toadstool, maybe?
<Mamoru> Watch it. That's Mario's territory, man, not golden boy's.
   

>>Trogg: "In seconds the street clothes that Kin wore were was replaced with
>>armor made of gold."
   

<Shinji> •Kin• Oh wow... I can't move at all. This is so cool.
<Kaworu> He may have lost his mobility, but on the brighter side of things 
he sure makes for a nice table ornament.
   

>>Gold Knight: "I have returned. Where's Kiyorakasa Yuki?"
   

<All> With the rest of the people with goofy fanfic-given names.
<Shinji> So, she's probably hanging with Sailors Cirrus and Gorzog-5?
<Mamoru> Yep!
   

>>Neeblix: "She's next to return.
   

<Seiya> Her overdue library books?
<Kaworu> .. *slaps Seiya again* NO! Bad Seiya!
<Seiya> *whine*
   

 Aiko, please stand before me."
   

<Mamoru> Aiko, please strip off all your clothes before me.
<Kaworu> Perhaps this would work better if we'd read the first series prior to 
reviewing THIS one..
<Mamoru> You know, that just might have helped.
   

   
>>Aiko: "Okay."
   

<Shinji> I obey without question. I have no will of my own.
<Mamoru> Rei's in this fic?
   

>>Neeblix: "Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki, time for you to return and serve your
>>leader, Princess Crystallina."
   

<Seiya> I say the princess with the bigger name holds dominion over the other!
   

>>Trogg: "In moments, Aiko's clothes were
   

<All> .. on the floor.
<Seiya> *blinks* Citrusy.
   

 replaced with a light yellow
>>dress."
   

<All> .. *frightened* Asuka??
   

>>Neeblix: "Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki, are you okay?"
   

<Kaworu> •Asuka• How dare you call me by that hideous name, peasant? *BAM!*
   

>>Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki: "Yes, I am fine."
   

<Shinji> •bored• I'm fine. How are you? Good. I'm good. Yup. Where's the Golden Guy?
   

>>Neeblix: "That's good to hear Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki."
>>Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki: "Gold Knight, my love?"
>>Gold Knight: "Yes it's me Kiyorakasa Yuki."
   

<Seiya> •princess• No, *I'M* Kiyakarakasa Yuki, not you.
<Kaworu> Ehem, that's 'Kiyorakasa'.
<Seiya> Forgiveness please, oh correct-spellyness guy.
   

>>Neeblix: "We have no time to waste. Princess Crystallina has been captured
>>by Warlord Branax and we must get her back.
   

<Mamoru> But no rush or anything. Anybody for a swing by Starbuck's before we
save the world?
<Shinji> *raises hand* Ooh! Me! Me!
   

 Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki, here
>>take this Crystal Moon Pendant. Transform into Sailor Purity. You know what to
>>say."
   

<All> Stupid Transformation Phrase Power.
<Shinji> *bored* Yay.
   

>>Princess KiyorakasaYuki:
   

<Seiya> Jesus, don't run it together! It was confusing enough before, but NOW..!
   

 "Crystal Moon:Sailor Purity Guardian Power!"
>>Trogg: "Suddenly little doves covered Princess Kiyorakasa Yuki and she
   

<Kaworu> .. was simply devoured alive. 
<Shinji> Thank you, Alfred Hitchcock.
   

>>transformed into Sailor Purity."
   

<Seiya> Did we really need all that powering-up business? Couldn't we have just
said 'Aiko turned into the Princess. The Princess turned into Purity.'?
<Kaworu> No, silly, that's oversimplifying the complexity of this enthralling plot.
We're supposed to THRILL to the dove action and be AMAZED by the Moon Pendant plot
devicing.
<Shinji> Oh really? Is _that_ what we're supposed to be doing?
<All> Ooh.. aaah... *admire fanfic's complexity*
   

>>Sailor Purity: "Wow! What a cool outfit."
   

<Kaworu> And what an acutely accurate and extremely analytic statement from you!
I'm simply AMAZED!
<All> Oooh...
<Mamoru> •Purity• I mean, I wish I had the Golden Guy's fashion sense. He's so.. 
big and shiny and... wow.
   

   
>>Neeblix: "We don't have time to waste Here, each of you take a Ultra
>>Crystal.
   

<Seiya> So _that's_ what they're calling Tylenol nowadays.
<Mamoru> High-powered suppositories?
<Shinji> Guuh... *nauseaous*
   

>>This will strengthen your powers."
   

<Kaworu> •Purity• Somehow I get the idea that shoving something up my ass won't 
make me more powerful..
<Seiya> YOU, sir, are nasty.
<Mamoru> Funny coming from you.
   

>>Trogg: "In moments, the Gold Knight and Sailor Purity became much stronger
>>than before."
   

<All> Who's this Trogg? Where is he? *look around*
<Seiya> •Purity• Whoever you are, quit narrating for us! We don't need line
cues from the likes of you!
   

   
>>Neeblix: "Listen up you two. You are the only ones that can save the
>>Princess.
   

<All> •both• Like, duh.
<Shinji> Gaah, we've, like, totally got it covered. Okay? 
   

>>You must go before it's too later."
   

<Shinji> Cuz.. um.. never mind.
<Kaworu> Just let lines like that roast in their own stew.
<Seiya> Oooh! I liked that! 
   

   

>>Sailor Purity: "Right!"
   

<Mamoru> •Golden Guy• Uh.. left? Are you SURE you know where we're going?
<Kaworu> •Purity• Where are we?
<Shinji> •Neeblix• Better yet, who are we?
   

>>Trogg: "The two left the palace to find Warlord Branax's hideout."
   

<Shinji> •Branax• I'm over here.
<Mamoru> •Golden Guy• Where?
<Shinji> Right here. Keep coming this way. Toward the neon sign.
<Kaworu> •Purity• We'll never find him at this rate, Golden Guy. Let's go pick
up a couple espressos at Starbuck's.
<Shinji> Can I come?
<Kaworu> Who are you?
<Shinji> Branax. I'm the guy you're supposed to kill, you daft senshi.
<Mamoru> Wait right there, we'll bring you back a latte or something. 
   

>>**********************************************************
>>Downtown Tokyo, Tokyo,Japan. Thursday May 28, 1996 11:42 AM
>>**********************************************************
   

<Seiya> Looks like Tokyo's snowed in today..
<Kaworu> *lifts his hand*
<Seiya> Eep! I know, I know! I'll stop!! *cowers behind Shinji*
   

   

>>Trogg: "Sailor Purity and the Gold Knight went out looking for a hideout of
>>Warlord Branax.
   

<Mamoru> What they found was a hideout of Confusing Plot Points.
   

 Sailor Purity and the Gold Knight were discussing how to
>>locate the hideout of Branax."
   

<Shinji> Look for the signs, can't miss 'em.
<Mamoru> •GG• Anything yet, Purity?
<Kaworu> *squeaky* No, but I saw a sign that said "this way to Lord Branax's hideout"..
was that important?
<Mamoru> Naw. Hey, look! A Caribou Coffee! Let's check to make sure Branax isn't 
hiding in there.
   

   
>>Sailor Purity: "How do we find the hideout of Warlord Branax?"
   

<Kaworu> Perhaps you should.. search?
<Shinji> Dare we even suggest such a thing?
   

>>Gold Knight: "Maybe he's hiding in a abandoned factory?"
>>Sailor Purity: "It's a good place to start. Let's go."
   

<All> Okay.. uh.. what?
<Shinji> •author• And if that was a totally random idea, you can bite me.
   

>>Trogg: "In no time flat, they found his hideout."
   

<Kaworu> •Purity• Aw thanks, now he knows we've found his hideout thanks to your narration.
Jerk.
   

>>Sailor Purity: "Lets go in!"
>>Warlord Branax: "Well, hello. I never saw you here before."
   

<Shinji> *evil* Come in, have a mocha cappuchino with me, friends!
   

>>Gold Knight: "We want our Princess back!"
>>Sailor Purity: "She doesn't belong to you."
   

<All> She belongs... to the world...
   

>>Warlord Branax: "I will hurt her if you come any closer."
   

<Seiya> I'll give her such a pinch!
   

>>Sailor Purity: "I am scared! Sailor Purity Energy Blast!"
   

<All> Huh?
<Mamoru> If she's scared, why doesn't she just say blast instead of all that.. stuff.
<Seiya> You know otherwordly senshi curse in strange ways. An Earth 'Damn!' to them may
bloody well be a 'Sailor Purity Energy Blast!' to them.
   

>>Gold Knight: "Gold Knight Blinding Light!"
   

<Seiya> So he flipped on the lights. And the evil Lord Branax was banished...
<Shinji> *evil* Aaah! Flourescent beams.. penetrating my evilness... noooo...
   

>>Trogg: "The powers had no effect on Branax.
   

<All> He'd brought sunglasses.
   

 Then out of nowhere, a voice
>>of a woman was heard."
>>Gaia: "ENOUGH! You will not harm my child!"
   

<Mamoru> Release those Planeteers!
   

>>Warlord Branax: "Who are you?"
   

<Shinji> •Gaia• I'm the earth chick from Captain Planet. The big blue guy would've come 
to kick your butt, but he had a seminar on global warming at Harvard today, so I'm 
here in his place.
   

>>Gaia: "I am the spirit of the Earth and I will not let you harm that
>>defenseless child. You will be sticken motionless for a while."
   

<Kaworu> Kind of like the Golden Guy?
<Seiya> The Magic Voice is gonna nail Branax to the wall.
   

   

>>Trogg: "Warlord Branax and his cronies were motionless. Gaia then picked up
>>the motionless Princess."
   

<Shinji> Gee, now if only Gaia's voice had hands...
<Kaworu> It's the thought that counts in these fics.
   

>>Gaia: "Let's go friends."
   

<Kaworu> •Purity• Mother told me never to talk to disembodied voices.
   

>>**********************************************************
>>Crystal Moon Palace, Tokyo, Japan. Thursday May 28, 1996 12:00 PM.
>>**********************************************************
   

<Seiya> Nuts! Barely ten minutes after digging out the Crystal Palace and
it's already ten feet under again!
<Kaworu> *SMACK* Shut it!
   

>>Trogg: " The two new additions of the team returned as well as Gaia. Gaia
>>was
>>holding the unconscious Princess Crystallina."
   

<Kaworu> Hmm. How'd she do that?
<Shinji> •voice of Gaia• How'd I do that?
   

>>Prince EchoHeart: "How can we ever thank you?"
>>Gaia: "You can by listening what I have to say."
   

<Mamoru> Aww, save the earth, recycle, don't litter.. yeah yeah, we've heard your 
story before. Now go away.
   

>>Prince EchoHeart: "Okay."
>>Gaia: "Your two Princesses, Crystallina and Clearina are very important and
>>special people and must be treated properly.
   

<Shinji> They get to ride the short bus to school.
   

 First, they aren't human. They
>>must be treated for who they are.
   

<Seiya> Imaginary fanfic bozos?
<Kaworu> Starbuck's addicts.
<Seiya> Oh.
   

 They are Celestial Beings. They are
>>beautiful, but fragile.
   

<All> SNAP.
   

 What you say can effect them more then anything
>>else.
   

<Shinji> So whatever you do, don't call them--
<Seiya> Weak? Powerless? Faeries? Puny glass women? Useless, one-dimensional characters?
<Shinji> And more!
   

>>Princess Clearina come here."
   

<Kaworu> I *AM* here.
<Mamoru> Oh.. you are? Umm.. where?
<Kaworu> Right here, dimbulb.
<Seiya> *weakly* Ha ha, a little pun on the names.. yuk yuk.. oh boy.
   

>>Trogg: "Princess Clearina didn't say anything.
   

<Kaworu> •Clearina• Heh heh, it's fun to be invisible. Now I'll
give Golden Guy a wedgie and scare the bejeezus out of 'im. 
   

 She flew across the room to
>>where Gaia was."
>>Gaia: "This is a very special person. Clearina and her sister needs lots of
>>love and support.
   

<Mamoru> *disgusted* What IS this, some kind of 'Respect your Faeries' plea?
   

 They feed on love.
   

<Shinji> You know what kind.
<All> Ewww.
   

 Their only survival in this chaotic
>>world
>>is love.
   

<All> *throw hands up in the air* Love, love, loooove!
<Seiya> *sings* Love is all you need!
<Shinji> *sings* I alone love you!
<Kaworu> *sings* It's Friday I'm in love!
<Mamoru> *sings.. eerily* I love you... you love me... we're a happy fanfic familyyy....
<All> *turn with looks of disgust and horror to Mamoru*
<Mamoru> .. what?
   

Remember that Clearina and Crystallina are very emotional. Treat
>>them
>>with care.
   

<Kaworu> Do not call them poopyheads else they shall explode.
   

 I must go.
   

<Seiya> Good riddance. Get lost, Disembodied Voice That Speaks No Sense.
   

 You have your Princess back. Remember that Clearina
>>and
>>Crystallina are my children as everything on this earth is. Those two are
>>very
>>special to me.
   

<Mamoru> Just like I told you ten times before. Need me to repeat it once more
for clarity?
   

 I must go."
   

   

>>Trogg: "Then suddenly Crystallina woke up again."
   

<Seiya> •princess• Oooh... who put the dooby in my faerie dew?
   

   

>>Princess Crystallina: "wait...."
   

<Shinji> I'm in a cheesy fanfic with no plot, aren't I?
   

>>Gaia: "Rest my child. You need more rest."
   

<Shinji> •princess• NO, I need coffee. Now go fetch me the royal java, slave!
   

>>Princess Crystallina: "I need to tell you something......"
   

<All> Bite me, Gaia.
   

>>Gaia: "What?"
   

<Shinji> Don't make me us say it again. We will not tolerate any more 
rudeness from you, Gaia!
<Kaworu> Are we Mariemaia or what?
<Shinji> We have no idea.
   

>>Princess Crystallina: "Thank you for saving me...."
>>Gaia: "You're welcome my child."
   

<Mamoru> •Gaia• .. no thanks to these two stupid dorks over here.
<Seiya> •GG• Hey..! Oh, nevermind. Where's the nearest Starbuck's?
   

>>Trogg: "Princess Crystallina passes out again."
   

<All> Thanks for narrating her actions, Trogg. We'd be so lost without you.
   

>>Prince EchoHeart: "How did she know that you rescued her?"
>>Gaia: "She can hear what's going on around her and she knew who it was.
   

<Seiya> Plausibility... must have.. plausibility...
<Mamoru> Must not speak... like.... William Shatner...
   

 I
>>must
>>go now. Take care of your Princesses, bye everyone."
   

<Mamoru> •Gaia• Did I mention they're special?
<All> Yes.
<Mamoru> They'll break if you touch 'em.
<Seiya> •GG• Uh huh. We know. Now GO... AWAY.
   

>>Trogg: "Gaia disappered."
   

<All> FINALLY!
   

>>Princess Clearina: "I am special?"
   

<All> *commence snickering*
   

>>NobleHeart: "You will always be special to us."
   

<Seiya> That's why you get to ride the *special* bus.
   

>>Prince EchoHeart: "We will take care of you and your twin sister."
   

<Kaworu> GOOD care. VERY good care. Ifyaknowwhatimean... *nudge nudge*
   

>>Princess Clearina: "Thank you."
>>Trogg: "This episode ends with NobleHeart hugging his sister, Princess
>>Clearina."
   

<Mamoru> His sister.. his DEAR sister.. dear, DEAR sister... if you catch my drift.
<All> *sickly* We do.
<Seiya> •NobleHeart• Umm.. sis? I'd hug you, but.. I don't really know where you are,
exactly.. heh heh. *sheepish grin*
   

>>TO BE CONTINUED....
   

<All> Nuts.
<Kaworu> Balls, even.
<Mamoru> You certainly have taken to Earth lingo, haven't you.
   

>>Kin: "Am I this Gold Knight?"
>>Neeblix: "Yes."
>>Kin: "I see."