Prologue: March of the Troops Earth was now in ruins. The troops marched meters forward, ignoring the people. <Usagi> Not just millimeters... <Rei> Not centimeters.... <All> Meters! They marched towards an invisible target, somewhere off into the sea. <Haruka> Much like a large group of lemmings diving off a cliff. The five, six hundred million troop army of mortals walked in a hustling group, attempting not to reveal the center. What was in this center of the front line? What was it? Something which they had sot since the beginning of the battles. No one knows. And they'd rather not. <All> No kidding. The powers of the planets were no more than the Earth itself. <Ami> Que? The people gazed at the awe of the troops. <Yaten> The people are amazed at the troop's awe for them? In front was a woman. A wretched woman; not necessarily wretched in appearance, no she was too beautiful; it was her mood. <Taiki> *muttering* Grammar... The one who started it all. <All> So YOU'RE the one who wrote this fanfic!! *point* Her long golden hair was set into two locks, which touched near her heals <Usagi> You meant touching her heels, I suppose. as she continued to walk. Her aura is not, and cannot, human. <Minako> Her aura cannot human? I don't get it.. Far from it. She was accompanied by another woman, she was more devilish. Her dead green robe was tattered, <Makoto> It's not completely dead! AAAAGHHH, kill the robe!! *leaps onto green robe and shreds it* Muuwahaha..... and the hood torn off. Her face was sinister, almost devil like. <All> Hence the reason she was called devilish. <Makoto> Because she IS satan! Well, except for the missing eye, which was covered by a torn piece of cloth. <Michiru> Oh, such elegant descriptions... *chugs a bottle of Maalox* Her other one was a light silver. Her hair was a pure black. It is true that she could have any ma that she wanted. <Haruka> But how any self-respecting mother could love that scary pirate woman, I haven't a clue.... A black widow was what she was. More evil than the texts depicted. <Usagi> So, wait, minna. This wasn't a woman; it was a SPIDER?? <Makoto> I... guess so. *scratches head* The city that they marched through was dead, long dead, possibly the first city to be destroyed of this battle. <Setsuna> Then how do you explain all the people standing around staring at the troops' awe? Huh?? It all made the four hundred thousand survivors wonder, why would such a beautiful maiden start this war that, would rage for more than four thousand years. <Ami and Taiki> AAAAIIEEE!!!! Commas!! *banging foreheads on desks* No one really knew. <All> Let us guess... and they didn't _want_ to know. Some said that she was someone's daughter, <All> Most likely. someone important. A great battle occurred were she came from, killing her mother, <Rei> I'm supposing this is a fanfic about Crystal Tokyo and Usagi, right? <All> Yeah. <Usagi> *blinks, confused* It says I just came from killing my mother. and causing a spiral downward to insanity. <Seiya> Uh oh. _Another_ one about Usagi going insane?? Those get so old... *sighs* Others said that what is locked behind the beautiful skull of this fourteen year old creature is a rotting, dark soul, wanting the heads of those who crossed her. <Usagi> Eeeew!! What an icky, nasty description of me... curse you, 'fic author! I hate you!! *razzes author spitefully* <All> She wasn't 14! <Ami> She was 16 at the end of Sailor Stars. And the age of Crystal Tokyo didn't begin until at least 10 centuries later! This author needs to get his facts straight. *narrows eyes* It occurred to us that we had lost. <Haruka> And you would be correct. But we're human. We're good. <All> No. You are very, very bad. <Minako> Naughty humans! Bad!! *pulls out her love chain and cracks it like a whip on Taiki's computer* <Taiki> 0_o Good always triumphs over evil. But it us think to. <All> *extreme facefault* What if we're the evil ones? <Makoto> Oh, you are. Believe me. You are. What if this entire war was our own cause? <Yaten> Oh, it is. Believe me. It IS. But why weren't we told of the cause then? <Seiya> Well, uh, you just said YOU were the cause... <Makoto> You can't HANDLE the Truth! *points menacingly* Were the people who started this war dead, and never told a soul? <All> Take a flying, leaping guess! Maybe. Maybe not. <Yaten> I'm not feeling so good... *reaching for Michiru's Maalox* No one truly knows. I don't, that'll just give me a better excuse to kill myself. <All> Please do. <Usagi> Who's narrating? *looks around* Now, the earth was a barren wasteland. Not a drop of drinkable water anywhere, except for the canteen which were strapped to our rags, and were purified by an old sage. No forest, grass, or even shreds of ice bloomed on this cold, desolate planet. <Taiki> Ice doesn't BLOOM, imbecile! Go figure! We were miserable. <All> It's true. You _are_ miserable. The protectorates were all dead. <Minako> The whats? And somehow, it didn't seem right. <Usagi> In fact, none of this seems right... As if Earth wasn't suppose to suffer this fate. <All> *lamenting* Neither are we!! No wait, what am I saying, the humans shouldn't be suffering this fate. <Rei> Speak for yourself. I'm all for punishing you. Earth is okay, for now of course. <Seiya> Even though you just got through saying that Earth wasn't liveable... -_- Children ran up and down the streets, playing aimlessly, unknown to what they had, to what they could of lived in. <Haruka> You said the towns were empty and desolate, not full of aimless children. Like the texts said of a place called Elysians, no one knew of it, know one spoke of it, it was lost, to give the survivors hope. <All> *facefault* *facefault* *facefault* <Ami> What?! To give them charity of some kind of humanity. <Taiki> You are obviously thinking that by using big, important words like 'charity' and 'humanity' we will automatically assume you have superior intelligence. Although, it did not do much for anyone. Cities which took hundreds of years to forge destroyed in less than a day. Humans ran, and feared against the troops. Silver snakes took those it needed, and one would guide the humans to their fate. <All> Huh? Silver snakes?? 0.o <Minako> *cries* What is going _on_ here??! This wasn't any of the other snakes, it was deeper, more emotional, helping the humans to 'safety', but actually to death. She didn't care. <All> You just said she was deeply emotional, fool! <Rei> You don't say. *amused expression* No, why should she, the humans were a lost race ever since the first battles with the army. <Michiru> The armies were MORTAL! THAT MEANS HUMAN!!! Aaaarggh... *exasperated sigh* But now just dwindling away slowly. <Yaten> The same could be said of this fanfic.... <Seiya> Make it stop, make it stop! >_< The humans stood in the rubble, and makeshift building of what their new homes would be, in this miserable little rock, where not a soul remains happy. <Minako> *drooling vacantly* Happy sooouul rock.. I could be wrong, though, there could be a human out there, who is chuckling it up. <Haruka> Say, me for instance. *chuckles it up at the pathetic fanfic* Sitting back, sipping Chinese teas, and laughing because of the war, and how poor it left us. <Makoto> Chinese teas?! <Rei> I thought he said that the _humans_ were the ones who got gipped in the war! So who's drinking the tea, huh? <Minako> The aliens must be drinking the tea. *points skyward* <Haruka> What aliens?? *raises eyebrow suspiciously* It left us with a feeling of death. <Usagi> Yes, we are hoping for your death... very much.... Dying was what one person showed the people, but he was dead, so was his followers, and so was the people who didn't follow. <All> *facefault* *facefault* *facefault* <Seiya> Damn it! You suck! You suck!! Never write another fanfic again, EVER!! *hitting keyboard on top of computer in an outburst of uncontrollable emotion, sobbing* <Setsuna> We need some tranquilizers over here, please.. *raises hand to catch bottle of Aspirin thrown by Taiki* What existed now was nothing more than the shadow of death. <Usagi> ..and the humans, of course, otherwise how could you be writing this fanfic? <Makoto> That's right. Death and the aimless, wandering children. Plus a bunch of troops led by some 14 year old who is not Usagi. Oh, and let's not forget the uncaring and emotional snake.. <Setsuna> Seeing as the Neo Queen never actually waged war with anyone to receive the crown, but instead woke the planet from its sleep and restored eternal life to all, this girl is obviously not the ruler of the eternal city, Crystal Tokyo. Because of the Neo Queen, death is impossible in the future... *speaks while administering tranquilizers to Seiya* What would the time take to rebuild the beauty of earth, some wondered, would be another four thousand years, or more. <Yaten> Would be surprised how nice it is when people learn how to use their question mark keys and verbs. <Makoto> Yeah! Will begin every sentence with verb! <Haruka> *mimics Makoto* Great! Is fun way to pass time between evil fanfic's lines! Or would the beauty be restored once the last generation of our people take their last breath. <All> Yes! No more generations of you, please! No one knows, and they don't want to. <Seiya> And that is the truth. <Rei> Pure and simple. Chapter 1: Pyra <Usagi> You... you don't think.. Pendrell will make us read the next chapter... do you..? <Rei> Duh, Usagi. That's a stupid question. <Minako> Oh nooo.... noo....... please, let the answer be no... *buries face in hands and sobs loudly* <Yaten> Ok, it's official: this was the worst one EVER. Not so much because of errors, but man oh man, it made NO sense. <All> *nod* -.- Welcome, I am getting very tired of my paranoid parents thinking that all this interneting and Tool will lead to devil worshipping, so far, Judiasm is only for me. <Minako> Only for you? But what about all the other people out there who want Judaism as their major religion, too? *blink* I have added two more chapters, and I'm continuously revising it. So far it's going great. I hope this story to be a success. <Makoto> I hope this intro to be over soon... *stares at ceiling* Just what is the point of all this trite chatter? It doesn't seem like an intro to me. <Ami> I believe we have accidentally reviewed their 'most recent updates' section instead... <Makoto> Who gives krap, man.... let's just finish this up and get to the 'fic. Please send pictures! I need them for my page, the only pics are thumbnails for the Sailor Hades', and those suck. Also, if you have a problem with my language, just e-mail me, or if you want to send a picture. I'm still working on those bios, and trying to sneak a few pics through. On another basis, my lacky who makes this page (NET) <Yaten> He/she/it has a lackey? No fair. <Seiya> *to Taiki and Yaten* Why don't we have our own personal lackeys? You know, the kind that do your homework, write your essays, clean your room, buy your groceries, and stuff? I think they call them 'gophers'.... <Mamoru> Oh, sure, you guys have thousands of adoring fans and groupies. But that just isn't enough... <Yaten> .. nossir, we've got to get us some mindless lackeys. has gotten tired, and is moving slowly in production, so I still need help with this page, I'm having a bitch learning HTML. <Usagi> He/she/it's having a bitch... oh, my. 0.0 <Makoto> I believe he/she/it was trying to say 'Learning HTML's a bitch'. <Usagi> I still don't get it. *shakes head* Doom Tree: I am sick and tired of seeing Earl & An <All> ALAN AND ANN! >.< (from the Doom Tree Series) being called "Aliens". Anyone who knows European Folklore <Setsuna> I am not familiar with 'European Folklore,' with a capital F, however, I have fairly aqcuainted myself with plain old European folklore... should know that they are Elves, kind of like Gaelic Elves. <Michiru> With a caital 'E', I see.. <Haruka> So, there is a slight difference between an 'Elf' and a 'Gaelic Elf'? <Michiru> I.... I guess so. The entire bit about being born from a tree is from this folklore. I just want to clear things up. <Seiya> Although in the process you made yourself seem kind of annoying and nitpicky. Thank you for your time. <Minako> No thanks to you for taking it! *sticks tongue out*
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