Chapter 1: Pyra Pyra had to get out of there fast. Who ever was laughing should of been kicked out. <Makoto> Uh oh.. I think they can hear us laughing at their pathetic fanfic... *looks around* She couldn't stand in anymore, and she needed something. How I've longed for this moment all day, she thought. She dug into her black trench coat's pockets, and pulled out <Yaten> A decent script? <Minako> An actual story line? a pack of cigarettes. <Yaten> The next best thing, I guess.. Pyra ran her hand through the silver streak in her black hair. She tapped the pack lightly against her wrist, and glanced around for any one. <Ami> My, aren't we just the radical one. So rebellious and cool. <Makoto> She fears the Smoking Police, they who rule the world with an iron fist! She lit the cigarette, and stuck the package and lighters back into her pocket. She puffed on the cigarette slowly, when she noticed a black cat. "Hello you," she said, kneeling down. <Luna> Get your nasty, smelly, nicotine-ridden hands off me! *hisses and ejects claws* <Usagi> Whoa, calm down, Luna! It's only a fanfic. The cat purred lightly, and rubbed her pant legs. The black feline suddenly ran off, deep in the alley. Footsteps were right behind her. It was Maylik. Pyra turned red. <Makoto> And exploded? "What have I said about smoking those?" <Makoto> *shaking finger* Makes a bad impression on young readers! "Yes, Maylik, you told me more than enough, they'd kill me. <Seiya> We're hoping that they kill you off soon. Very soon. I've been smoking these things since who knows when, and I'm still kicking. And any way, why are you following me?" "I needed to check up on you, and make sure that Kaide wasn't around." <Usagi> All the dumb names are confusing me. She took another puff, "Sure you did. Maylik, your always following me. Afraid that I'll get in trouble, yes?" <Makoto> No doubt she's stalking you. And she will eventually kill you. <Usagi> *elbows her* You wish! She heard Maylik leaving the alley, and turned around. Maylik made a glance, "You caught me." And she got into a car, and drove off. <Minako> Uh huh. Sure, that makes a lot of sense. <Rei> Only to the author. <Haruka> I wouldn't bet on it.. Pyra instantly dropped, and snubbed the cigarette as she heard a voice. Rounding the alley corner was a girl, of about fourteen, bumped into Pyra. "Sorry," Pyra said, helping her up. I remember her. She's the one who's making all that laughter. <Usagi> Oh yes, look at me, I'm making SO much laughter. I make laughter wherever I go! *snickers* Her four friends trailed behind. <Rei> For our sakes, I hope that the 4 friends are NOT us, and this girl is NOT Usagi. <Taiki> Freak of nature fanfic! Horrible grammar and punctuation!! >.< Damn, she has friends to back it up. "Pyra, and you are?" <Usagi> Um, did anyone ask her to introduce herself?? Time to make allies. "Usagi, you're new here, right?" <Usagi> Oh... *turns a light shade of blue* <Rei> Aw, nuts, Usagi, you're in this one. Tough break. <Ami> How could she tell if Pyra was new there? Tokyo is among the most crowded, populous cities in the world! No way she'd be able to tell that. *broods and crosses her arms* "Yeah, just moved here from," she thought for a moment, "Australia. Lived down in Melbourne for about half a year." Her eyes met Makato's, and she already new that she despised her. <Yaten> Just who the hell is Makato?! <Makoto> You know, if I were to count the number of fanfics that leave me out and replace me with somebody named 'Makato'.. <Haruka> There'd be too many to count, that's for sure. <Usagi> Mac a toe? Hee hee! *giggles vapidly* "Australia, huh. Why did you move here," said Rei. Pyra had met Rei the other day at the temple, seeking something called 'Poralitnina'. <Yaten> She was looking for a cheap Mexican porno film, eh? "I moved here for," Damn, I can't tell them the real reason, <Yaten> Oh, damn. How sad. <Seiya> It's all about the porno. Tokyo's got the choice porn! *laughs evilly* "an opportunity for my mother. She just got a new job here, so we had to move." Dammit, I already fumbled enough. I have to get home fast. "Well, it was nice meeting you, but I have to go." Before she left, she stopped right in front of Usagi, and whispered, "Sailor Moon," and left. <All> Ooh! *gasp* <Usagi> She threatened me! <Seiya> Maybe 'Sailor Moon' is a cuss word in her native language. Usagi was stupefied. <Usagi> Stupefied? Whaaat? <Ami> She's stupified, yes, but stupefied, no. <Usagi> Thanks ever so much, Ami-chan. -_- How did she know? Luna purred out of the alley. <Michiru> How does one.. 'purr' out of an alley? Rei looked over to Usagi's direction, <Rei> Not directly at Usagi but somewhere in the vicinity of Usagi.. "I'm getting weird vibes from her." "How did she know?" Usagi went. <Usagi> Went? Went where? "I don't know, we should look into this." <All> You think? Naaah. · · · It was the next day, Saturday. School was already getting out, <Usagi> Waitaminute! We don't have school on Saturday! and Pyra didn't show up. Usagi was walking home with the other four, when Pyra literally jumped out of the dark allies. <All> Aaaahh! 0 o "Hi again. What's with the goony outfit. It's Saturday." <Usagi> Goony? You think WE look goony? Get lost, you ugly one-eyed pirate woman! <All> *clench fists* Yeah! Makato remarked, "We have school on Saturdays." There teemed tension already between the two. <Makoto> There teeemed ridiculousity from the fanfic. <Michiru> There teemed nonsensical dialogue as well. <Usagi> Oooooh. I hate that dumb old woman. I hate her! *sheds a couple of tears* Pyra pulled out of her coat's pocket a <Makoto> Gun! Gun!! <Yaten> Real script! With actual dialogue! <Rei> Please let it be something to brutally murder them with. Please... crystal, with some kind of grey chain on it, and fiddled it in her hands, <Haruka> Play that crystal, girl! <Michiru> *is fiddling henshin pen's crystal in her hands with her violin string* Mo, I can't get mine to work. "I didn't know. I'm just so use to Americans schools, everything changes so fast." She wore a ragged, black trench coat, in this twenty degree (Celsius), October, weather. <Seiya> Alright, too much information... >_< <Taiki> Too much commas... >_< Her shoes are a pair of beaten up Converse All Stars. <Taiki> Too much verb tense switching... Her black hair had a silver streak on the left, and her eyes were deep, near black, green. She still had that bulky Jansport day pack. Usagi pointed to the crystal in Pyra's hand, "What's that? It's pretty." <Usagi> Tee hee hee, nuhrr, pretty shiny thing! *goofy expression* <Rei> Baka... -_-; She looked at it, "This. This is some trinket I found. The crystal, I think, is an Isis. My father gave this to me." "But you just said you found it," Makato said. <Makoto> What the HFIL??! Is that supposed to be some sort of plot device? And who's Makato?? <Rei> Why, it must be another of those blasted new senshi! <Minako> Then where does Mako-chan keep disappearing to in these stories? "The chain I found. The Crystal was given to me by my father before I left." She became slightly defensive, still fumbling that crystal in her hands. <Minako> Still fumbling that ol' crystal in her hands. <Usagi> Why is 'Crystal' capitalized? <Michiru> I thought she was fiddling her crystal, but apparently now she's fumbling it. Well, if hers doesn't work, mine probably won't either. *tosses her violin string over her shoulder nonchalantly* She dropped the Isis crystal on the ground. She knelt down to pick it up when she saw him. A man in a very expensive suit, he had his black hair slicked back, and his eyes were covered by dark sunglasses. He flicked ashes of his cigarette in one hand, and in the other, he had a pump action rifle. <Makoto> Ah, and this must be a normal, everyday sight in future Tokyo. <All> Yes. *nodding* <Rei> Everyone smokes in Tokyo. They suddenly noticed her reaction. "What's the matter?" When they turned around, they saw nothing. But she saw him across the street. Walking. <Seiya> *gasp* NO, not... WALKING? <Makoto> What else could you do on a sidewalk? Jeez! *snorts and crosses arms* He glanced at her with a devil stare. <Seiya> *mimics him* Here's a taste of your own medicine, devilish expression-making spider pirate woman!! She crept back into the alley. "What? Is there something that you're not telling us?" She became very nervous, "Listen, I have to go now. Maybe for a day or so. I don't know." <Rei> Do we look like we care? She ran off into the alleyway. Suddenly, out of no where, drops a can of white paint. <All> Oh no! *all slap cheeks as a show of utter surprise* Thud. <All> See paint. See paint drop. Drop, paint, drop. <Yaten> Thud. <Usagi> What incredible luck! It just _happens_ to fall only on him. They saw him. He was covered in white paint, well, mostly, and those parts that were, were visible. The rest wasn't. He grunted, "Oh, fuck!" <Usagi> Bad word, very bad word! *covers ears* <All> -.- <Taiki> Also bad grammar. Very bad grammar. They could see him take the rifle, and cock it. It seemed that they didn't notice him. <Haruka> Even though you _did_ say that they saw him messing with a rifle. <Michiru> Maybe they notice that they don't see him cocking rifles. <All> *shrug* It appeared that he lit another cigarette, <Rei> But actually, he was torching the script! <Makoto> *as rifle man* TO HFIL WITH YOU ALL! I'M NOT STAYING IN THIS STUPID STORYLINE NO MORE! this one could be seen, in one hand, and in the other hand, he pointed the gun to Usagi. <Minako> Look out, Usagi-chan! *waves arms wildly, attempting to warn fanfiction Usagi* He glanced over to her, and nearly instantly, he turned visible, and stated, "I hate mages." <Usagi> *growls* I hate annoying wannabe fanfic villains! <Seiya> ... I hate pink flowers and Easter parades. <Ami> I hate getting below a 99 on tests. <Yaten> I hate fanfics. <All> YEAH! <Haruka> So, all that time wasted in inviso-mode, when he could've just popped up behind them and clipped off Usagi and Makoto and everybody else... poor guy. The gun kicked up with a loud bang. <Seiya> Uh oh.. <Usagi> And now, fanfic Usagi dies. I'm so lucky.... <All> Rub it in, why don't you. -_- <Usagi> ..the first one to be spared inclusion in this fanfic. ^_^ <Rei> Wow. You used a big word, Usagi-chan. Good job! *smile* <Usagi> I.. I did? Oh, my god... I did! Yay!! *claps exitedly* Chapter 2: The Hunted (COMING SOON) <Taiki> A couple years too soon, if you ask me. The world is not ready for the evil that lies within this deceivingly simple story..... *expression darkens*
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