Chapter 3: Sailor Moon, err neo-Queen Serenity
<Makoto> Are you not sure that Sailormoon is the Neo Queen?
<Usagi> _I'm_ sure. -_-
(46 Years after the Dark Moon family)
<Ami> Nooo, I'm afraid you're wrong. You see, Crystal Tokyo wasn't established until well into the
30th century. 46 years after the original Sailormoon series, which you seem to be loosely based on,
would mean that _your_ version of Crystal Tokyo began roughly around 2040. Sadly, that is about 1,000
years shy of the actual date.
Saylish barged into neo-Queen Serenity's chambers, "Queen Serenity, why did you have the entire Magii
Army recalled from training?"
<Usagi> Ahh, because no such army exists?
<Minako> Because it has a dorky name?
"I have my reasons, such as that it is completely redundant to have such an army."
<Rei> Hmmph. This entire 'fic is a big, redundant mess.
She faced the window, out-looking half of Crystal Tokyo.
"Yes, last time we talked, which was about twenty years ago, you said that the army was good, no wait,
a great idea, and you'd support it in all of its stages. Now tell me, did you mean that?"
"No, no, I didn't. At the time, I was too eager about mages, and now, after seeing your progress,
I decided not to."
<All> Not to what ?
"Are you saying that my method of teaching the new generations magic is slow, and expensive?"
<Taiki> Not just slow...
<All> Slow, and expensive.
"Well, Captain Obvious strikes again," she in a dark cynical manner.
<Makoto> I in hell.
<Ami> *sighs and slams head down on desk* Noooo... no more.... please..?
<Taiki> *stares at the ceiling, comatose*
<Seiya> Captain Obvious? I like that nickname... how about we call Taiki Captain Articulate?
<Yaten> Eh, why the hell not. And we'll call you the Great Seiya Man..
<Seiya> >_< Dragonball Z takeoff!
<Minako> Yeah, and we could call Yaten... uh.....
<Haruka> Just call him Yaten.
<Rei> Maybe something to do with cats? Look at his eyes...
*All look at Yaten's eyes*
<Usagi> He DOES look like a kitty! Ooh, how weird! ^.^;
<Yaten> ....
<Makoto> Mr. Pussycat.. heheheh.
<Mamoru> *doubles over laughing*
<Minako> Cat Woman? How 'bout that??
<Yaten> Yaaahh! Enough, no more!! *covers ears*
<Taiki> You know, I never fully realized how intricate and complex ceilings could be. *blink*
"I think that if some one else did it, like myself, it would be done in five years."
"Queen Serenity, after the War, you were to weak, to fragile
<Seiya> To Wong Fu, with love, Seiya... who is slowly losing the willpower to go on...
to notice, but that you have no powers whatsoever.
<Usagi> Oh, like you do or something! Ha! *sticks tongue out*
<Setsuna> It's true.. the Queen's Silver Crystal is a limitless source of power. She'll NEVER run
out of energy.
<Mamoru> Besides, she's the star! Stars don't ever run out of energy in anime!
Your Silver Imerium Crystal is nearly drained,
<Usagi> This bitch is making me seem like I couldn't lift my own fork without help! *cries*
you couldn't even train a cat to follow you, or even rub you when hungry."
<Usagi> 0_o
<All> *sweatdrop*
<Seiya> You don't have to train cats to do _that_! They do it naturally! *glares at fanfic author*
<Usagi> I don't want any cats... _rubbing_ me.
<Luna> No kidding. But I'd say we cats have got the controlling humans stuff about covered.
<Taiki> Say, how exactly do we know where the author is in order to glare at them..? *resumes
staring at ceiling*
<Haruka> We don't. It's more of a 'glare in the general direction of the author' thing.
<Seiya> I'll glare South.
<Minako> I get East!!
<Michiru> -_-; errr... ahem.
"Get out, get out right now, before I call security."
<All> *shrieks of terror* NO! NOT SECURITY!!
Well, we see some one became quite bitter.
<Minako> Uh, yeah, but I don't think it's the Neo Queen...
<Ami> _I'm_ bitter! >: (
<Rei> Anyone exposed to more than two chapters of this crap would be bitter...
Maybe I should send out for King Endymion, he has been in Ruby Moscow
<All> *groan*
<Seiya> Ruby Moscow, the residence place of Neo Prime Minister Boris Yeerganov.
<Rei> What's next? Emerald Washington D.C.?!
<Haruka and Michiru> *sweatdrop*
<Usagi> You... yoooouu!! You screwed-up excuse for an author! I hate you!! I curse you!! A pox
upon thy house! *buries face in hands and wails miserably*
<Mamoru> There, there, Usagi... *pats her on the back lightly* It's ok. ^^;
<Makoto> _Okay_?! There are TWO MORE FRIKKIN' SERIES after this, not to mention several more episodes
to this one!
<All> *facefault**facefault*
for nearly five years. Maybe this will get him back.
<Yaten> Well, the great sex life certainly won't bring him back..
<Usagi> NANI??!
<Seiya> If I were him, I'd _want_ to stay away from that scary fanfic queen and her friends. As
far away as possible...
<Taiki> Heh heh.. Ruby Moscow.... funnyyyy....... *_*
<All> Taiki?? 0_0
back to the 'fics 
next