There's Something About Yaten ^.^


in which Minako and Yaten get verily creeped out.

Part One

       A young man with long platinum blond  hair  was  solemly  gazing  out a King  sized  bay window.He's 
heart felt weak and battered.

<Michiru>  I just love these elegantly descriptive stories.  
<Haruka>  Now lessee, who do we know with platinum blond hair?

"She left me."He's words were slurred and barely above a whisper."She left me"was all the words he's 
screwedup mind would let him say.

<Rei>  Well, you know what they say, an author's work reflects his own mental recesses.  Screwed up is a 
nice description.

even though he's mind was racing with a thousand  phrases words sentences to show the way he feels.

<Taiki> Ack!  Where's the frikkin' punctuation, huh?!
<Makoto> Oi vei, the things they say! *laughs at Taiki*
<Usagi> What???
<Taiki> Nevermind.. 0.o

	Outside the rain poured down hard.It sounded like steel knives hittingthe delicite window pain.

<Usagi>  The window feels pain.  Awww.

They same kind of knives that made thier home in his heart.

<All> *sweatdrop*
<Ami>  Please, start making some sense!

How many times would it make this that he has thrown his chance of true happiness away?

<Rei>  *as guy*  I had to go and get myself stuck in this crummy fanfic's lead role.  Damn.. goodbye 
happiness, hello fanfic hell.

How mant times has she come crawling back to him like a lost puppy knowing nowhere to go but he's arms for 
shelter.

<Usagi>  I wonder who he's talking about..
<Haruka>  I don't.

The tears were trying to force there way through his beatuful enchanting green eyes.

<Haruka>  Ok, green eyes and blond hair.. nope.  Don't know him.

He held them back in with all his might.

<Makoto>  What, his eyes or the tears??

       How could he let her know that he would never hurt her.Never not in a million years.He'd rather jump 
off the highest point in Crystal Tokyo then ever intetionally harm her.

<Mamoru> *as Neo King Endymion* Hey, what the hell are you doing on top of my crystal palace?!! Get off!
<Michiru>  Oh, so now we're in Crystal Tokyo, huh.  Alright.  
<Usagi>  But I _still_ have no idea what's going on.

But that seemed to be wht he was doing.What he did there could never be any explaintion of.

<Haruka>  And ain't that the truth..

The memories hit him like buring hot pokers.Buring his soul every time they repeated over..

<Makoto>  Bur, soul, bur!  Heheheh! *giggles evilly*
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      There was a knock on the door."Coming"Yaten yelled.

<Yaten>  Oh my god.
<Haruka>  Your hair isn't blond!!
<Usagi>  Maybe the platinum blond haired guy was somebody else.  It _couldn't_ be Yaten.

"Coming I said can't you people hear"He scream even louder than before.

<Haruka>  'Fic Yaten needs to chill out.
<Rei>  So you're actually a blond, huh, Yaten-san?  *nudges him*
<Yaten>  That's not me. *narrows eyes*

He fling the door open almost hitting Minako in the face.

<All> *gasp*
<Seiya>  He very rude fellow.
<Yaten>  I don't have blond hair. *shakes head in disbelief*

Her lovely blond hair down to her mid back glowed brillantly

<Makoto>  Minako's mid-back glows so brilliantly!

 in the gorgoeous moonlight.

<Minako> Ahh.... ok.  Good description... *half-laughs*

Her blue eys shinned like the world's most exotic radiant sapphires.

<Minako>  What're my 'eys'??
<Mamoru>  Her eyes have been shinned!  Someone's kneeing her in the face!!

           "No need to yell Yaten"she said quietly.Tryin to hold back what she really wanted to say.

<Minako>  And that would be, 'damnit, I want out of this 'fic!"

She looked at him not really like herself.

<All> Huh?!  *facefault*

"Come in minako please I am sorry I just wasn't expecting anybody this late at night"Minako walked through 
the goldish color door frame to stand in a long lavishing hallway.

<Seiya>  Hey Taiki, since when did we have a lavishing hallway?
<Taiki>  Um..  we don't, to the best of my knowledge.

"Come on this way"He said pointing to the living room.Compared to the rest of the house the living room was 
very blend.

<Yaten>  Blend?  WHAT?!?  Make sense, you bastards! *shakes fist at screen*

 He lead her over to the just off eggshell white couch.

<Minako>  Blech.. what an ugly couch. >_<

She sat elg

<Usagi>  Elg?  Elg?! *bashes head against her monitor*

 "Yaten there is something I have been wanting to know and you are the only one that can answer me."

<Minako>  Are you _really_ blond?
<Seiya>  Is there ever going to be any real, intelligible English dialogue in this story?

She said looking nervosly at her tidding thumbs.

<Makoto>  Minako-chan.. your thumbs..
<Minako>  What?  What??
<Rei>  They're... they're tidding..!
<Minako>  Ha ha. >_<

Yaten put his hands over hers.She jumped back a little bit from shock.

<Yaten>  Eeeeughh... *reaches for a drink out of his stash under the desk*

Not the actual physical contact.The shock to her the most was he cared so much or at least seemed to care.

<Minako>  This sucks.
<Yaten>  *is drinking a vodka*  In a few minutes I'll be too drunk to care.. about you, or anything for 
that matter..!

            "What is it minako?"he said kindly almost like he was talking to his own injured soul.

 He's green eyes looked lovingly into hers."Where is this relationship going?

<All>  Nowhere.
<Minako>  Hopefully..

 I wanta know.I started out being just anthor fan.Then your assitant.Then your friend.

<Minako>  I'd say that's stretching it a little.

Then your girlfriend 

<Ami>  Oh my.
<Minako>  Falsities!  Lies, all lies!!

and now your lover.

<Minako>  Ack..!!!
<Yaten>  *hiccups*  Love is very lovely.

I Love you with all my heart."she said with every inch of courage she had in her.

<Makoto>  Since when is courage measured in inches?  Why not centimeters?

 "Minako you know I fell the same way

<Seiya>  As in, fell down the stairs, off a balcony, or from the roof.

 but if your telling me that you want to go to the next step or you'll leave me th

           The intantal shock shock 

<Usagi>  Wooohoooo, shock shock!  Hee hee!!  Intantal shock shock!  *claps happily*  So funny!
<Seiya>  I wanna know the rest of what he was saying! *frowns*  They left us hanging suspensefully, waiting 
for his reply, and then they just.. go and cut it off? *buries face in hands and sobs mockingly*
<Makoto> Oh, I think you'll survive... -.-

from what he just said made Minako storm out  of the house and down the street.The rain started to pour 
violently down on the streets of crystal tokyo.

<Seiya>  *dramatic music* When rain turns ugly! presenting a Sailormoon novel by Stephen King.. 
Sailormoon:  The Rainstorm. 
<Makoto>  And you thought beating Galaxia was tough.  Wait until you see the senshi face their most frightening 
foe yet... a _seemingly_ harmless bout of light rain showers. *evil expression*
<Rei>  Hold up.  The Starlights left at the end of Sailor Stars.  They went elsewhere in the galaxy.  They 
didn't stay in Crystal Tokyo...

The rain left her drenched like a rat.All that was heard down the street was a scream coming closer to her.
"Minako!Please come back."Minako contiuned to run until she got home all the while never looking back.
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           Yaten still remained by the window side.` I've got to get her out of my mind` he thought  to 
himself.Yaten slowly turned to the Marble stair well The pure black stairs with gems on the railing didn't 
seem to be shinning as bright anymore.He slowly made his way up the stairs.When he reached the top he 
yelled "HELLO?"

<Usagi> *echoes* HI! 

No one answeredThey must have left when I was sulking.He thought.

<Seiya>  Ooh, he thought.
<Taiki>  Let's hear it for Yaten, minna!
<All>  *clap*

          He turned into the ivory white bathroom.The pillors had imprints of a beatuful godess.That godess 
alawys looked like minako.He instantly shaked all the thoughts he was having abouot her out of his mind.

          The bath was now steaming hot and ready to get in.Yaten disrobed all his clothes.The once stick 
he was has now changed.

<Usagi>  Is this going to be a hentai story..? *cringes*
<Rei>  *elbows her* No, you dimbulb, not THAT kind of stick!
<All>  -.-  

He was now 6'2 150 very muscular.Extermly well bulit.A body almost any girl in Crystal tokyo would die to 
have next her.He had been big in other areas too

<All> -.-
<Minako>  Does not wish to know which specific areas..

 but with his newly built body he looked huge.

<Makoto>  'Newly built' body?  Aha!  He's a cyborg!!
<Minako>  No... I'm sure they're just trying to sound intelligent in their descriptions.  Of course, they 
failed.

He slowly sank into the water leeting nothing but his chin stick out."I'm going to let all the stress 
out"he closed his eyes and tired to go to sleep.But it was no use all

<Usagi>  Huh??  I don't follow.
<Ami>  Even I must admit I'm having slight difficulty in comprehending this fanfiction. 

meanwhile....................................................................................................
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<Rei>  Meanwhile, the fanfic author encorporates a deviating plot device to attract our attention:...........
.....................................

"YATEN".

<Usagi>  TAMAHOME.
<Rei>  YUICHIROU.
<Seiya> MIAKAAA!
<Mamoru>  KINTO'UN!
<Ami>  MAMORU?
<All> *blink*  Enough of that.

There was female voice screaming as she opened the door.It was Minako."Yaten"she screamed No answer

<Usagi>  I'm confused.  Very, very much so...

"I know he is home."she walked up th marble stair wellTo see the bathroom light on.

          She slowly carefully walked in "Yaten?"she said quietly afarid she might have just walked in on 
Taiki

<Taiki>  Aack, good lord, no!
<Seiya> *snickering*  Hey, hey Taiki, you remember that time that I told everyone that the truth was you 
took a long time in the bathroom?  *is poking Taiki now, tears of laughter gathering in his eyes, his lips 
puckered*
<Taiki>  Don't even remind me, weird boy.  What exactly was going on in that episode that prompted you to 
do so??
<Seiya>  I.. I don't remember.  But it was funny.  Heh... ^.^

Or Seiya or Yaten

<Minako>  Sounds as though I was expecting someone else to be in their house.

 "Yaten?"shewalked the rest of the way in the steamed filled bathroom.Having a serena like klutz attack.

<Taiki>  Having no sense of grammar whatsoever.
<Michiru>  Serena was in the NA version, but Minako is clearly Sailorvenus' Japanese name.  Not the NA one!
They're mixing the two versions again.  
<All>  Pick one, and STICK with it!!

Almost fell into the bathtub. Which made yaten wake up.

<Seiya>  Is almost asleep.  But not quite.  Which is very disturbing to the aforementioned Seiya, who wishes
not to read anymore than he has to.  Goodnight.  *rolls over in chair*
<Haruka>  Zzzz...
<Makoto>  I wish he'd drowned in his bathtub slumber.  Then we could've been done by now... but ooh no, 
Minako has to run in and wake him up and ruin it for us.
<Rei>  Yeah, Mina-chan, now we're stuck here, thanks to you!
<Minako>  Shut up!  *razzes them*

"Huh who's there?"He saidAggresivly more nervos then anything."oh sorry didn't know you were inhere."she 
said lightly blushing turning around.

<Makoto>  Oh, sure she didn't... 

            "no Promblem"He said.calmy as he got up and put a towel around his waist."You can turn around 
now Minako."She faced him and gave him a good look over.The size of his manhood shocked her.

<Minako>  I see.
<Usagi>  You most certainly did. o.0
<Michiru>  Um, I thought that he had just put a towel on.. in that case, how could she see...?
<Seiya>  Let's just leave well enough alone, shall we, minna?

Yes they had made so called love many times 

<Yaten>  *leans over arm of chair, hands clamped over his mouth*

 but she never actually took a good look at him.She stopped staring and turned away before he noticed.

<Seiya>  *chuckling*  Ohh, I think it's too late for that..

"So what do you what?"

<Minako>  I dunno.  What do _you_ what?

he said pulling his wet platium blond hair into a pony tail.

<Haruka>  Again with the platinum blond hair thing!  His hair is silver, NOT blond!

              "Well hello to you too."Minako said firmly."Well you distrubed my bath."

<Makoto>  In more ways than one.
<Usagi>  Quiet, Mako-chan.. -_-

Yaten said Minako stuck her tounge out at him.He forcefully kissed her.

<Rei>  Well, that was an abrupt change of heart..

It was more of a longing breathless kiss.The kiss drove senstious feelings up and down Minako's body.

<Minako>  Slap me with a wet cod, somebody.
<Makoto>  Cod?  *checks in her drawer*  Nope, no cods.
<Ami>  How about a keyboard?
<Minako>  Yeah, that'd do just as well.
<Ami>  *shrugs and sideswipes Minako's head with her keyboard*

She took her right hand and started to gently message the back of this neck.

<Usagi>  Oh, wait, you mean this neck?  Or _this_ neck??

He release his hold over the kiss only to get someair.

<Seiya>  Bright fellow.  He remembered to inhale.
<Makoto>  I begin to wish that he had forgotten to do it.
<Rei>  Then they'd be DEAD!  And, hey, no more fanfic!

"Next time I'll Bite it off." He says while making a chewing motion with his teeth.  

<All>  Aaaaah!!
<Seiya>  He's a freak!
<Makoto>  A freak of nature!

              "SHUT UP!"

<All>  YEAH!
<Minako>  Right on!

 "Huh"Minako passionetly ,sweetly,lovingly kissed him with all the strength her weak body had left.

<Minako>  Hey, who you callin' weak?!
<Ami>  Where did she end up losing her strength?  She seemed fit enough to run back and forth to the Three 
Lights' apartment several times earlier.
<Minako>  I'm hurt, Yaten.  Do you really hate me that much??  *sparkly eyes fill up with tears as she 
watches him wobble, his face a pale shade of blue, in his chair*

With her last bit of strength she took both her hands and started to message his neck and back.

<Rei>  But.. you said she used the last of her strength to kiss him! Then how did she suddenly regain the 
last of her energy all over again?
<Makoto>  You know the rules:  bad 'fic Minakos never die.
<Mamoru>  'Messaging' his neck?  She's typing morse code into Yaten's back?

All yaten could do was given into her desiresand kiss back.Finally after what seemed mins she broke away.
"Now tell me I don't mean anything to you."

<Seiya>  He would, but I believe he's a little under the weather right now.  
<Taiki>  You don't know the half of it.. *looks to his pale, shuddering friend*
<Yaten>  Is about to lose his lunch.. or dinner.
<Michiru>  Speaking of which, I wonder what time it is?  Is it night or day??  We've been closed up in here 
so long I lost track.

Her eys started to water.

                 "Minako"He took her into his embrace and held her tight."Let me Go I don't want your pity.
"she said her eyes now pouring in tears

<Michiru>  Well, you certainly have our pity.
<Minako>  *eyes are also slightly teary*  Poor me.

                  "Never.Do you hear what I am saying to you? Never."

<Minako>  What's the matter with that moron?  He's gonna have to let go sometime... *wipes away tears*

he held her tighther."I love you with all my heart."Forgetting he was still in a WET towel.

<All>  Gasp!
<Ami>  Not just a towel?
<Rei>  No, a WET towel!!
<All>  Oh no!  Gasp!  Shock!

Yaten picked Minako up and carried her into his bedroom.He gently Layed her down on the bed

<Yaten>  *is in the next room, presumably vomiting*
<Minako> .....
<Usagi>  Eeeeew.
<Haruka>  *fell asleep somewhere in the middle of the fanfic*

>CONTINUED

END OF PART ONE

<Minako>  *sits up and claps enthusiastically*  Alright, minna, we made it through!  And nobody went berzerk
during the story.
<Rei>  Are you sure about that....?  *points to Yaten, who has re-entered the room, somewhat strange looking*
<Yaten>  The cows.  They were in there.  I saw them.  The cows...
<Makoto>  Oh no.  We've lost him!  *cries loudly*
<Yaten>  Just kidding... I had you going for a second there. Ha ha!
<Makoto>  Nuts, and just when I was absolutely sure this was the one that'd drive you to insanity.  Do you 
EVER get annoyed by these fanfics?
<Yaten>  No.  *smiles empathetically*  
<Usagi>  Well, I guess that's that, huh.
<All>  Yeah.  Bye, everybody!  *wave*


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